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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kamaka, Dec 14, 2010.

  1. Kamaka

    Kamaka JF-Expert Member

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    Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.

    One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!" As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed.

    The millionaire was impressed. He said, "That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?" The guy catches his breath, then says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the asshole who pushed me in the pool!"
     
  2. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Hebu nitafsilie basi mie nimetoka kapa
     
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    u made ma day dud, u real make
     
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    u made ma day dud, u real make me laugh
     
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    u made ma day dud, u real make me
     
  6. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaaaa, kwa nini jamaa asingekaa kimya akalamba bingo? si alishasikia maelekezo ya awali? au hao wadudu nao walikua usingizini au walishtuka waliposikia splash! I wish ningekua mimi!!!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Network Connected !

    Khaaa !
     
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