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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by somba kankara, Aug 11, 2012.

  1. somba kankara

    somba kankara Member

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    Jamaa mmoja alikuwa anakwenda polini kuchanja kuni mambo yalikuwa hivi
    Jamaa; mkewangu niandalie shoka langu
    Mama; haya[kaandaa akampatia jamaa kaweka kwenye kikwapa]
    Jamaa; akitengeneza ka bangi huku kashoka kakiwa kwapani kaanza kuondoka
    Jamaa; kafika njiani akaanza kujiuliza hivi mkewangu alinipatia kweli shoka? hapana
    jamaa; akaamua kurudi huku amekasilika we!! nilikuambia unipatie shoka langu ukaniona mjinga si ndio
    Mama; hapana nimekupatia
    jamaa; hivi we mwanamke nitakupiga[shoka ikaanguka toka kikwapani]
    jamaa nitakuua mimi[kwa aibu akaiokota na kuondoka]
     
  2. KML

    KML JF-Expert Member

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    pumbafuuu...
     
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    Getsemane Member

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    Jamaa atafuta shoka kumbe li begani mwake....Dah hii kali.
     
  4. Zuia Sayayi

    Zuia Sayayi JF-Expert Member

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    Dah!
    Kaz kwel kwel
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmh

    Near by Shaba pub Mbeya.
     
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