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Mhe. Golden Mpoleee (Mb.)

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Mphamvu, Jan 23, 2012.

  1. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani nilikuwa kwenye ban tangu tar. 7 Desemba mwaka jana...
    Kati ya mambo yalonipita ni hili la member mwenzetu kutaka kuwa mbunge wa JMT, tena ikiwezekana ampoteze Marehemu Regia kwenye ramani.
    Sawa, hakuna ubaya wa mtu kuwa mjengoni, hata Lusinde si kaingia bwana? Achilia mbali Ngugai na Makinda ambao ndo viongozi... oops! Nilitaka kumaanisha watawala wa ule mjengo.
    Nimewataja hao kwa kuwa ni vilaza, narudia tena, VILAZA! Kwa hiyo kama wameweza wale, hata GM anaweza.
    Sawasawa?
    Wasiwasi wangu ni miaka kadhaa mbele, ati chombo cha habari kiripoti,
    "...Mheshimiwa Golden Mpoleee, ambaye pia ni mwenyekiti wa kamati ya kudumu ya bunge ya..."
    yakitimia haya mimi nitaoga bila nguo.
    I bet!
     
  2. Da Pretty

    Da Pretty JF-Expert Member

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    Utaoga bila nguo!
     
  3. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    fo sho!
    Kama unabisha tungoje huyu dada awe mbunge.
     
  4. Crashwise

    Crashwise JF-Expert Member

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    Ukistaajabu ya Musa.
     
  5. Amyner

    Amyner JF-Expert Member

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    Hukuwa na haja ya kuzunguka...ungeenda tu straight to the point..
     
  6. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Weka mambo hadharani!...hutapata ban tena!
     
  7. KOKUTONA

    KOKUTONA JF-Expert Member

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    Watu wanaogaga na nguo?
     
  8. Golden Mpoleeee

    Golden Mpoleeee JF-Expert Member

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    Golden Mpoleeee, mbunge mtarajiwa mzuri na mpole. Longa jibaba unamuambia nn GM?
     
  9. Da Pretty

    Da Pretty JF-Expert Member

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    Mi bado sijamwelewa kabisaaa!
    Ana wasiwasi na GM kua ni kilaza kama aliowataja hapo,
    au anamkubali maana kaahidi kuoga bila nguo (ambavyo ndivyo ilivyo) so anamaanisha GM akipata ubunge kwake hakuna cha ajabu ataona kawaida tu.
     
  10. Golden Mpoleeee

    Golden Mpoleeee JF-Expert Member

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    simpo ina maana kanizimia mpaka hawez kujieleza.
     
  11. Rejao

    Rejao JF-Expert Member

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    Mwambie aombe kibali kwangu kwanza!!
     
  12. Golden Mpoleeee

    Golden Mpoleeee JF-Expert Member

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    utakitoa na pesa ama bure?
     
  13. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Some monkey-tricks being played here!...huh!
    I smell some childish Tom&Jerry kinda game!
     
  14. MwanajamiiOne

    MwanajamiiOne Platinum Member

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    GM mdogo wangu ngoja nikamwambie Babu aandae madai ya mahari!

    Usisahau kumjulisha Auntie ili atuandae na zawadi ya madada na mashangazi eh!
     
  15. Golden Mpoleeee

    Golden Mpoleeee JF-Expert Member

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    what childish tricks?
     
  16. Golden Mpoleeee

    Golden Mpoleeee JF-Expert Member

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    eee dada angu mpole. wala bab asiangaike cjampenda kama ndie yy kweny avata.
     
  17. MwanajamiiOne

    MwanajamiiOne Platinum Member

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    Mphamvu na GM ni kurwa na Doto!
     
  18. Amyner

    Amyner JF-Expert Member

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    yawezekana!
     
  19. Golden Mpoleeee

    Golden Mpoleeee JF-Expert Member

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    huyu nae mwanafamilia?
     
  20. Rejao

    Rejao JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna vigezo lazima avitimize...other wise akuache tu kwangu!!!
     
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