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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by klorokwini, May 17, 2011.

  1. klorokwini

    klorokwini JF-Expert Member

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    Mgombea: nitajenga daraja hapa kijijini
    Wananchi: Mheshimiwa! hakuna mto
    Mgombea: Nitachimba
     
  2. klorokwini

    klorokwini JF-Expert Member

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    Mgombea: mkinipa kura zenu nitahakikisha darisalam kunamwagika Snow.
    Wananchi: Khaaa!
    Mgombea: msishangae, hata London kabla Tony Blair kulikuwa hakuna snow.
     
  3. klorokwini

    klorokwini JF-Expert Member

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    Mgombea: Nikikabidhiwa ofisi rasmi nitahakikisha kila nyumba inakuwa na washing machine.
    Wanakijiji: Mheshimiwa huyo (washing machine) ndio nani ?
    Mgombea: Basi nitaleta mwalimu wa kiingereza kabla washing machine
    Wanakijiji: Mheshimiwa huo ni ubaguzi sasa.
     
  4. Globu

    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh mgombea matata sana huyu.
     
  5. kichomiz

    kichomiz JF-Expert Member

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    Mgombea:Nita hakikisha shule zote zinakuwa na compyuta
    Wanakijiji:Hata umeme hatujawahi kuwa nao tutazifanyia nini?
    Mgombea:Msiwe na wasi wasi mtaanza kujifunza kwa nadharia kwanza
    Wanakijiji:Mbona sisi hatumfahamu huyo nadharia?au umekuja nae kutoka mjini?
     
  6. klorokwini

    klorokwini JF-Expert Member

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    Mgombea: Tutaagiza helikopta za kupelekea wagonjwa hospitali.
    Wananchi: Mheshimiwa uchaguzi uliopita ulituahidi ambulances lakini hatujaziona mpaka leo.
    Mgombea: Zipo njiani, zimekwama kwenye Traffic hapo msumbiji na hili tatizo la traffic ndio limetufanya tuje na mbinu ya Helikopta.
    Wananchi: sasa tumekuelewa mheshimiwa.
     
  7. klorokwini

    klorokwini JF-Expert Member

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    Mgombea: Ndugu wananchi hivi sasa ni vita, na mnajua tutakwenda vipi vitani?
    Wananchi: Wewe mbele sisi nyumaaaaa!
    Mgombea: mabasha wakubwa nyinyi! tutakwenda bega kwa bega.
    Wananchi: khaaaa!
     
  8. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    tehe!tehe!tehe!
    Huyu mgombea noma!
    Haishiwi majibu?
    Lazima atakuwa mgombea kwa ticket ya CCM.
     
  9. klorokwini

    klorokwini JF-Expert Member

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    heheeh halaf mgombea anatafta mchumba ujue! vipi upo availebo sweetlady?
     
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    shosti JF-Expert Member

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    hahhahahh mgombea mwoga
     
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