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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Feb 24, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Msela mmoja alipata mgeni ambaye ni rafiki ya wa zamani waliesoma nae...kwa kuwa ilikuwa ni jioni ilibidi jamaa amkaribishe jamaa alale kwake ili kesho aendelee na safari yake..
    xaxa msela kapanga na anachumba kimoja tu sebule imetenganishwa na pazia...
    ilipofika mda wa kulala msela akataka GAME..
    mme _"sasa wife fanya mambo basi maana nahisi baridi kweli"
    mke_"kaaah!! Wee mme wangu! Huoni tuna mgeni..hata aibu huoni?"
    mme_"ok poa..potezea basi"
    msela akaenda kulala sebuleni na mgeni..kumbe mgeni kasikia newz yote..
    usiku mwenye mali alipolala mgeni akaenda kwa bed si akaanza kufanya mambo..
    mke_"we husband king'ang'anîzi kweli haya bhana umeshinda wewe"
    mgeni_" mmmh..mmh..mh."
    asubuhi kuamka mgeni hayupo ndipo mke akamuuliza mme wake.._"we jana nakwambia tusifanye we umeng'ang'ania tu ona sasa hata mgenikakwepa aibu"
    mme_"haaaah!!.. haaah..!!haah.. !!hah!! Yaani! Yaani! Mimi huyu wa kunifanyia hivi?"
    mke_"kwani kuna nini mme wangu"
    mme_" yaani kaondoka hata kuniaga hakuna!?"
     
  2. TaiJike

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    Thnx, sir/madam.
     
  3. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    kumbe upo tai,...nimeshakumiss
     
  4. TaiJike

    TaiJike JF-Expert Member

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    Nipo wangu, inabidi leo nisiumize sana akili si unajua ni w'kend inanusa?
     
  5. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh heri yako mi hata kesho nawajibika,siku ya kupunzika ni jumapili tu
     
  6. TaiJike

    TaiJike JF-Expert Member

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    Hapa usitegemee neno pole ni wajibu utakula kwa jasho, Hongera.
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna wageni wengine noma! du
     
  8. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Hhuyo hakuwa mgeni ila pepo mchafu wa ngono
     
  9. Cantalisia

    Cantalisia JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha,hahahhaha,
    Jamaa anaona so kusema sio yeye aliyekula mzigo lol!
     
  10. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    yaani mgeni siku hiyo hiyo ya kwanza anaharibu mambo
     
  11. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    kweli jamaa pepo
     
  12. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    hehehe ila mke naye kazingua,ina mana alipokuwa anafanya na jamaa hakujua kwamba fleva niza mtu mwingine?
     
  13. michael western

    michael western JF-Expert Member

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    .............noma
     
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