Mgeni

[Viol]

Msela mmoja alipata mgeni ambaye ni rafiki ya wa zamani waliesoma nae...kwa kuwa ilikuwa ni jioni ilibidi jamaa amkaribishe jamaa alale kwake ili kesho aendelee na safari yake..
xaxa msela kapanga na anachumba kimoja tu sebule imetenganishwa na pazia...
ilipofika mda wa kulala msela akataka GAME..
mme _"sasa wife fanya mambo basi maana nahisi baridi kweli"
mke_"kaaah!! Wee mme wangu! Huoni tuna mgeni..hata aibu huoni?"
mme_"ok poa..potezea basi"
msela akaenda kulala sebuleni na mgeni..kumbe mgeni kasikia newz yote..
usiku mwenye mali alipolala mgeni akaenda kwa bed si akaanza kufanya mambo..
mke_"we husband king'ang'anîzi kweli haya bhana umeshinda wewe"
mgeni_" mmmh..mmh..mh."
asubuhi kuamka mgeni hayupo ndipo mke akamuuliza mme wake.._"we jana nakwambia tusifanye we umeng'ang'ania tu ona sasa hata mgenikakwepa aibu"
mme_"haaaah!!.. haaah..!!haah.. !!hah!! Yaani! Yaani! Mimi huyu wa kunifanyia hivi?"
mke_"kwani kuna nini mme wangu"
mme_" yaani kaondoka hata kuniaga hakuna!?"

 

[TaiJike]

Thnx, sir/madam.

 

[Viol]

Thnx, sir/madam.

kumbe upo tai,...nimeshakumiss

 

[TaiJike]

kumbe upo tai,...nimeshakumiss

Nipo wangu, inabidi leo nisiumize sana akili si unajua ni w'kend inanusa?

 

[Viol]

Nipo wangu, inabidi leo nisiumize sana akili si unajua ni w'kend inanusa?

teh teh heri yako mi hata kesho nawajibika,siku ya kupunzika ni jumapili tu

 

[TaiJike]

teh teh heri yako mi hata kesho nawajibika,siku ya kupunzika ni jumapili tu

Hapa usitegemee neno pole ni wajibu utakula kwa jasho, Hongera.

 

[egbert44]

Kuna wageni wengine noma! du

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Hhuyo hakuwa mgeni ila pepo mchafu wa ngono

 

[Cantalisia]

hahahaha,hahahhaha,
Jamaa anaona so kusema sio yeye aliyekula mzigo lol!

 

[Viol]

Kuna wageni wengine noma! du

yaani mgeni siku hiyo hiyo ya kwanza anaharibu mambo

 

[Viol]

Hhuyo hakuwa mgeni ila pepo mchafu wa ngono

kweli jamaa pepo

 

[Viol]

hahahaha,hahahhaha,
Jamaa anaona so kusema sio yeye aliyekula mzigo lol!

hehehe ila mke naye kazingua,ina mana alipokuwa anafanya na jamaa hakujua kwamba fleva niza mtu mwingine?

 

[michael western]

.............noma