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Methali za Kihindi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by BelindaJacob, May 17, 2011.

  1. BelindaJacob

    BelindaJacob JF-Expert Member

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    KIJANA WA KIDOSI BAADA YA KUMALIZA TUITION YA KISWAHILI, ANAJIBU IFUATAVYO:


    (1) Mfa maji?… tampa life jacket hiyo.
    (2) Mwenda pole?…tachelewa fika hiyo.
    (3) Usipoziba ufa ?…mizi taona mpaka dani.
    (4) Usilolijua?…uliza google.com.
    (5) Mbio za utelezini?…chafua guo yako.


    (6) Ukipenda boga?…ngoja mezi ya ramzani tapata.
    (7) Ukiona vinaelea?…iko nyepesi hiyo.
    (8) Maji yakimwagika?…mambie dada ta-deki.
    (9) Chelewa chelewa?…takosa guo ya sikukuu…..
    (10) Kila ndege .....? Hutua Airport


    (11) Bandu bandu ....? Hiyo Rafiki yake Juma hiyo
    (12) Mtaka cha Mvunguni ....? Sharti Bindua tanda
    (13) Simba mwenda kimya .....? Kama sio gonjwa khanisi
    (14) Aisifuye mvua ....? Mkulima
    (15) Barabara ndefu ....? Ongeza mwendo, tachelewa fika


    (16) Mlanawe hafi nawe ila .....? Takimbia
    (17) Asie sikia la mkuu ....? Mkuu tapeleka jela
    (18) Hasira za mkizi ....? Tatafuna yeye
    (19) Mchamba wima ....? Karibu ya Hurumzi
    (20) Akumurikae mchana ....? Kipofu


    (21) Mficha maradhi ....?Taenda Loliondo
    (22) Mkataa wingi ....? Taenda Chadema
    (23) Bendera ....? Kama sio ya CCM, ya CUF
    (24) Baniani mbaya ....? Sio kweli, naonea tu
    (25) Akili nyingi ….? Tapasi mtihani
     
  2. Trustme

    Trustme JF-Expert Member

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    That was so fun
     
  3. Lukansola

    Lukansola JF-Expert Member

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    Belinda naona umemaliza zote
    Acha ni edit hiyo ya simba mwendapole

    Simba mwendapole? kama haiko gonjwa iko senge dani yake
     
  4. Gagurito

    Gagurito JF-Expert Member

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    teh! teh! Nimeipenda hii mkuu!
     
  5. BelindaJacob

    BelindaJacob JF-Expert Member

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    He he..kijana una hatari,lol...subiri 'hindi' akusikie:))
     
  6. Lukansola

    Lukansola JF-Expert Member

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    Mi simo we ndo umeanzisha Belinda
     
  7. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Imetulia
     
  8. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    HIYO NA 13, Kafungwa na yanga huyo!!!
     
  9. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    wakikusikia....!!
     
  10. BelindaJacob

    BelindaJacob JF-Expert Member

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    He he..Yebo Yebo hao, kiboko yao Simba..akiifunga Simba kaotea:))
     
  11. BelindaJacob

    BelindaJacob JF-Expert Member

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    Mie Simooo!!..unakumbuka 'kuruka' yani kukataa kata kata hujasema au huhuusiki na kitu!..ha ha
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Usipite mitaa yao ya Kisutu.Labda ubadili avatar,teh teh teh......
     
  13. BelindaJacob

    BelindaJacob JF-Expert Member

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    Kisutu napitaga na dira au buibui, napaelewa vizuri..lol
     
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