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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Katavi, Mar 21, 2011.

  1. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Men Are ...impossible to Please



    If he calls you and your phone is off,
    he thinks you’re cheating…. then he sends an sms saying “don’t tell me
    the battery story coz I know that line”



    If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are
    TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
    If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .

    If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are
    trying to LURE other men;
    If u DON'T, he says u are RURAL.

    If u ARGUE with him, he says u are
    STUBBORN, too manly;
    If u keep QUIET, he says u have no
    BRAINS, a walkover

    If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF;
    If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.

    If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u;
    If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED.

    If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u
    DON'T LOVE him;
    If u DO, he says u are CHEAP...

    If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says
    u are TROUBLE;
    If u DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him.

    If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him
    like a CHILD;
    If he SCOLDS at u, it ’s because he
    CARES for u.

    If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED;
    If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances
    beyond his CONTROL - or you had something to do with his decision.

    If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
    If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.

    If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK
    or the male boss had something to do with it;
    If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS.

    If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
    If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!
     
  2. Architect E.M

    Architect E.M JF-Expert Member

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    dah, jamani, wanaume tunasingiziwa kwa hili.... Hii si halali... Leta na ya women kama ipo na wao tuwaone tabia zao na jinsi wanavyotutreat jamani
     
  3. Nanren

    Nanren JF-Expert Member

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    Walau hapo kuna ka ukweli kwa mbaaaaaali...
     
  4. daughter

    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani ni ukweli mtupu. Umueleze matatizo yako 'u r stuborn 'ukimficha 'u don trust him'
     
  5. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Wao kila kitu ni safi...
     
  6. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Hii inaapply kwa jinsia zote..
     
  7. Mutashobya

    Mutashobya New Member

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    hahahahah this is great.....
     
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