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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by DEVINE, Jan 1, 2012.

  1. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Wife buys a Dozen underwear of same color 4 hubby her husband. HUBBY:Why Same Color? People will think I never change underwear.. WIFE:Which people who see your underwear than me?
    TOTAL SILENCE
    WIFE:Answer me!!
    HUBBY: (silently)Damn! what have i said!
     
  2. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Soo na noma kilo kumi kwa msela bora asingehoji au inawezekana ndo ulikuwa mtego. teh teh teh teh teh teh teh teh teh teeeeeh!
     
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    Njia ya mwongo fupi sana!
     
  4. Mpita Njia

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    Kajikamatisha mwenyewe
     
  5. Amyner

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    That explains...its always easy to catch unfaithful men!
     
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    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Always easy! Hayo maneno always easy yaimeharibu ukweli wa hii thread ya Devine. Kwa kuwa umesema always easy amyner, hebu tupe namna nyingine rahisi uijuayo ya kumkamata mume asiye mwaminifu.
     
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    mozausa1 Member

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    mume alikuwa chekibob anavaa mregezo lazima suruali ishuke .
     
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    Bajabiri JF-Expert Member

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    dawa ya uwongo kupatana
     
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    mwizi zake 40. Kuweni waaminifu kwa wake zenu na wapenzi wenu.
     
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    Ah! Uyo bwana nae! Hana majibu ya mbadiliko ya dharura! Imekula kwake!
     
  11. DEVINE

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    accident hiyo uso kwa uso.
     
  12. Daniel Anderson

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    Hapo noma
     
  13. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    assume ni wewe!
     
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    inaonekana mteguz ww wa dharura kama izo eenh. mmh utakamatwa 2 siku yako bado.
     
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    Ila jamaa nae ni msahaulifu
     
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    anazuga kasahau alichoongea.
     
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    Ingekuwa mimi ningempotezea kwa kusema kwamba sometimes suruali huwa inashuka halafu wa2 wanaweza kuniona na aina ile ile ya VIP.
     
  18. Geraldo DaVinci

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    hyo rahisi angesema hua anapitia swimming lessons
     
  19. DEVINE

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    ....Kibongobongo ailipi.
     
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    shee leo Senior Member

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    Eti swimming!!hujawahi kusema km unalesson kighafla hvyo unanitamkia upuuzi huo nakupa bao mpaka utaona nyota.
     
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