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Men! Men! Men un understandable

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by babylove, Jul 28, 2010.

  1. babylove

    babylove Member

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    For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
    Men are like....

    1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
    1. Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
    2. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
    3. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why
    4. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips
    5. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
    6. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
    7. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
    8. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion
    9. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
    10. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
    11. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
    12. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

  2. Kaizer

    Kaizer JF-Expert Member

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    and the message is......:doh:
  3. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    Are u sure? au mimi sijaelewa katikati ya mstari hapo
  4. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Hebu mtengeneze mwanaume ambaye atakuwa na vigezo tofauti na hivyo
  5. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    :nono::jaw::A S-confused1::help:
  6. Da Womanizer

    Da Womanizer JF-Expert Member

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    Hana haja ya kutengeneza mbona tupo wengi tu.