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Men Men Men ..............! LoL

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Masanilo, Jun 10, 2010.

  1. Masanilo

    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.

    2 Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

    3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them.

    4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why..

    5. Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right
    for your hips.

    6. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

    7. Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

    8. Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.

    9. Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

    10. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

    11. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many
    inches you'll get or how long it will last.

    12. Men are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

    13. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
     
  2. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    .bhaaaa........achante mwanantama!!!!!
    umenena bwanaweweeeeeeeeeeeee mh acha!!!!!!!!!!.yani kufanya kunkonga moyo mwanzako mmh !!!!!!!!!!!!
    naenda mie byeee
     
  3. Gaijin

    Gaijin JF-Expert Member

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    hehehh .....dada hiyo snowstorm.....mmmh
     
  4. Askofu

    Askofu JF-Expert Member

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    13. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

    :crutch:
     
  5. BAK

    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    ...placemats
    they only show up when there's food on the table.

    ...mascara
    they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

    ...bike helmets
    they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

    ...government bonds
    they take so long to mature.

    ...copiers
    you need them in reproduction but that's about it.

    ...lava lamps
    fun to look at it but not all that bright.

    ...bank accounts
    without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

    ...high heels
    they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

    ...curling irons
    they're always hot and always in your hair.

    ...mini skirts
    if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

    ...handguns
    keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it
     
  6. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    Government bonds sio.lol
     
  7. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    COPIERS>>>>>>>>>thats righto!:A S tongue:
     
  8. Theodora

    Theodora JF-Expert Member

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    8. Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.

    This is so very true...unless that man is your father...
     
  9. BAK

    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    Yeah! Theodora Mababa huwa wanamachuwa mapema ukilinganisha na Govt bonds...lol!
     
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