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Men Have "Better" Friends...

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by tete'a'tete, Apr 16, 2010.

  1. tete'a'tete

    tete'a'tete JF-Expert Member

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    Wakuu Mnajifunza nini hapa.............

    Friendship among Women:
    A woman didn't come home one night.
    The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
    The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
    None of them knew anything about it.

    Friendship among Men:
    A man didn't come home one night.
    The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.
    The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
    Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there!
     
  2. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Iko safi...!
    Lakini wakati mwingine tunateteana hadi kuzidisha, kama hiyo familia ilivyoumbuka!...hapo ni kukaa na kushauriana tu, na kuyamaliza chumbani!
     
  3. tete'a'tete

    tete'a'tete JF-Expert Member

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    Ila wanawake wakiamua kuchonga uongo hawakamatwi ng'oo! Wanaume uongo hamuuwezi...
     
  4. Noname

    Noname JF-Expert Member

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    that tells men are proffesional liers....they know how to cover each other's asses very well...
    I wouldnt even bother to ask his friends.. honestly waste of energy and time...
     
  5. Regia Mtema

    Regia Mtema R I P

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    Do you think huo ni urafiki au unafiki?hapa inaonesha kuwa wanaume ni waongo by nature wakati wanawake ni wa kweli.Wameeleza ukweli.
     
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    NANI ASIYEUJUA USHANKU N AKU WA WANAWAKE?
    UZANDIKI NA ROHO MBAYA NA GUBU NDIVYO VILIVYO WAJAA.
    ASANTE MUNGU KWA HIl JINSIA ULIYONIPA.
    HAKIKA MIMI NIMEUMBWA KWA MFANO WAKO.
     
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    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    Men don't lie..they joke!
     
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    Tall JF-Expert Member

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    nasikia nyie wanawake huwa hampendani. Unachekelea unapoona mwanamke mwenzio yupo matatizoni.
     
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    Tall JF-Expert Member

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    wewe hujakutana nawataalamu wa uongo. Humkamati mtu yeyote.
     
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    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa aliumbuka vya kutosha hahaha wapi alilala ?.............Small house
     
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    Tall JF-Expert Member

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    HAPO HAPO MZEE MWENZANGU, unajua kule mbinguni inaelekea hakuna wanawake. Adamu,mfano wa Mungu,Malaika Gabriel ni mwanamme. Biblia inasema,............na tumfanye mtu kwa mfano wetu( alieumbwa ni adamu = wote kule ni wanaume/mfano wa Adamu.Biblia ya kimombo inasema hivi,Then god said''Let us make man in our image,according to our likeness....Genesis 1.26 sasa wale wenzangu tulioumbwa kwa mfano wa Mungu halafu mkaanza kutamani mngekuwa wanawake ndo mnaniacha hoi.


     
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    N-handsome JF-Expert Member

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    Mi sisemi
     
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    Tall JF-Expert Member

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    hata mimi naona kweli wanaume ni waongo by nature isipokuwa mimi TALL tu.Sisemagi uongo mimi.
     
  14. Noname

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    ooow they do?

    oww u know what? i will not bother to ask him why he didnt come last night, actually I will be happy to have all the bed and blancket for myself... atleast i will have a peaceful sleep without being awake by his snore...
     
  15. Konakali

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    That's why it is so difficult for me to trust a woman, even my wife. They are good lies....!
     
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    Konakali JF-Expert Member

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    Here a woman is not a great thinker...! She did that without even taking precautions, but a man did...! This shows that women always do not know how to deal with things....! Even looking in the future for the friendship...!
     
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    Noname JF-Expert Member

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    ^ but all men lied:angry: hujui kama uongo ni dhambi?
     
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    Taratibu Konakali
     
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    Fixed Point JF Bronze Member

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    What about a man? yaani yeye ndo ameharibu kabisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! a woman anaweza akamtajia rafiki ambaye alilala kwake na wakampigia ku-confirm, kwa mwanaume imekaaje? hapo ni fact kuwa hakulala kwa any of the friends
     
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    duh hii kali....
     
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