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Men Are Hard To Please

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Toboamambo, Apr 12, 2009.

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    If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

    If u Don't , he says u are PROUD .


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    If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him;

    If u Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE .


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    If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;

    If u keep QUIET , he says u have no BRAINS .


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    If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

    If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT .


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    If u don't L ove him, he tries to POSSESS u;

    If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)


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    If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

    If u do !! he says u are CHEAP.


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    If u tell him your PROBLEM , he says u are TROUBLESOME;

    If u don't , he says that u don't TRUST him.


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    If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

    If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.


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    If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

    If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.


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    If u SMOKE , u are BAD girl;

    If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.


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    If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK ;

    If he does WELL , it's BRAINS.


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    If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

    If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!
     
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