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memories of kisao

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by WAMURUBHERE, Jun 6, 2011.

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    WAMURUBHERE JF-Expert Member

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    Kisao gave nicknames to his harem of women: Mercedes, Pajero, Toyota etc. depending on the tribe and age of the women.

    Once a sheikh from Nairobi called him"Kisao huyambo. Una modeli gani kwako saa hu"

    Kisau replied "modeli iliobaki sasa ni VW pekeye"

    Sheikh repliedd "sawa basi ni wekeye huyu tayari nakuja sa hu".

    When he (Sheikh) reached Mwambeni he found a gay guy (shoga) waiting.
    Sheikh got annoyed and asked
    "sasa vipi mbona ume wachiya mseng kwangu"

    mseng aka jibu" kwani hujui kwamba VW engini upo nyuma siyo mbele!"

     
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    Duh!:confused2:
     
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    Haaah haaaaa
     
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    De Javu JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu tuma salaam, chagua mziki........:smiling:
     
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