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meaning of the word WIFE!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Akili Unazo!, Aug 21, 2009.

  1. Akili Unazo!

    Akili Unazo! JF-Expert Member

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    1. Losing all your friends

    Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
    He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says 'If you
    behave like this, you will lose ALL of your friends.'


    2. Confident vs. confidential



    A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?' Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '




    3. Meaning of WIFE

    Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
    It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'! Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

    4. Importance of a period



    Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?
    Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'

    5. Anger management

    Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back.
    How do you control your anger?'
    Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
    Husband: 'How does that help?'
    Wife: 'I use your toothbrush '
     
  2. Junius

    Junius JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha !!!
     
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    Kicheche Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha !!!
     
  4. Mshiiri

    Mshiiri JF-Expert Member

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    Acknowledge the source please
     
  5. Kyakya

    Kyakya JF-Expert Member

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    Kali kwelikweli!!
     
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    Joyceline JF-Expert Member

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    inafurahisah sana
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Meaning of W.I.F.E W-wash,I-iron,F-f**k,E-excetra.
     
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    matambo JF-Expert Member

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    imetulia bi chaku
     
  9. Donnie Charlie

    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    the last one is dangerous!
     
  10. Next Level

    Next Level JF-Expert Member

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    Karibu sana kijiweni.......???? NEVER GIVE UP.....Something clicking!!
     
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