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Me or ATM Machine?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Sumbalawinyo, Aug 3, 2010.

  1. Sumbalawinyo

    Sumbalawinyo JF-Expert Member

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    A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The
    Problem was who
    Should get custody of the child.
    The wife jumped up and said, "Your Honour. I brought the child into
    this world with pain and labour. She should be in mycustody."
    The judge turns to the husband and says, "What do you have to say in
    your defense?"
    The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose.
    "Your Honour, if I put my ATM card into a cash dispensing machine and
    the cash comes out...whose cash is it?...The machine's or mine?"
     
  2. Katibukata

    Katibukata Senior Member

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    Bana... cash is for machine. :lol:
     
  3. Sumbalawinyo

    Sumbalawinyo JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli we mbishi
     
  4. Shapu

    Shapu JF-Expert Member

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    nice joke....good commercial break!
     
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