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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by cheusimangala, Jun 3, 2011.

  1. cheusimangala

    cheusimangala JF-Expert Member

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    KIJANA WA KIDOSI BAADA YA KUMALIZA TUITION YA KISWAHILI, ANAJIBU IFUATAVYO:

    (1) Mfa maji?… tampa life jacket.
    (2) Mwenda pole?…tachelewa fika.
    (3) Usipoziba ufa ?…mizi taona mpaka dani.
    (4) Usilolijua?…uliza google.com.
    (5) Mbio za utelezini?…chafua guo yako.
    (6) Ukipenda boga?…ngoja mezi ya ramzani tapata.
    (7) Ukiona vinaelea?…iko nyepesi hiyo.
    (8) Maji yakimwagika?…mambie dada ta-deki.
    (9) Chelewa chelewa?…takosa guo ya sikukuu…..
    (10) Kila ndege .....? Hutua Airport
    (11) Bandu bandu ....? Rafiki yake Juma
    (12) Mtaka cha Mvunguni ....? Bi
    nua tanda
    (13) Simba mwenda kimya .....? Kama sio gonjwa basi ina njaa
    (14) Aisifuye mvua ....? Mkulima
    (15) Barabara ndefu ....? Ongeza mwendo, tachelewa fika
    (16) Mlanawe hafi nawe ila .....? Takimbia
    (17) Asie sikia la mkuu ....? Tapeka jela
    (18) Hasira za mkizi ....? Tatafuna veve
    19) Mchamba wima ....? Karibu ya Hurumzi
    (20) Akumurikae mchana ....? Kipofu
    (21) Mficha maradhi ....?Taenda Loliondo
    (22) Mkataa wingi ....? Taenda Chadema
    23)
    Bendera ....? Kama sio ya CCM, ya CUF
    (24) Baniani mbaya ....? Sio kweli, naonea tu
    (25) Akili nyingi ….? Tapasi mtihani

    (26) Penye kuku wengi? ........ Chija bili tatu ivi
     
  2. Lily Flower

    Lily Flower JF-Expert Member

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    Mdosi full bila chenga, ha ha ha ha
     
  3. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    :biggrin1::biggrin1: ngoja nkaanze w/end sasa :biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
  4. cheusimangala

    cheusimangala JF-Expert Member

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    ila ningekua ticha wake nisingempa sifuri,katumia akili sana:biggrin1:,
    majibu yake yana make sense:biggrin1:
     
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