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Mdigo mwoga balaa!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Apr 22, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Msambaa mmoja aliomba lifti katika Fuso iliyokuwa imebeba sanduku tupu la kuzikia.akiwa safarini,mvua ikaanza kunyesha,msambaa akafunua sanduku akazama ndani,kisha akajifunika kujizuia na mvua.Hawakufika mbali,mdigo naye akaomba lifti.Mdigo alipopanda nyuma ya fuso,kuliona sanduku,alipata woga mkuu,akakaa nalo mbali kabisa akijua ndani kuna maiti.Mara baada ya mvua kukata,msambaa ndani ya sanduku alikohoa kidogo kisha akausukuma mfuniko wa sanduku ili atoke.Kilichotokea ni balaa.....Mdigo alijirusha nje akijuwa marehemu kafufuka,fuso nayo ilikuwa 120,mdigo mpaka leo hana meno ya barazani yani ana dental formula ya njiwa!
     
  2. Pota

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    cjaelewa hapo nilipohilight
     
  3. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Sawa,hiyo Fuso ilikuwa inaenda spidi 120km/hour.
     
  4. Nazjaz

    Nazjaz JF-Expert Member

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    120 ni eneo mkoani tanga
     
  5. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    okay nimekusoma mkuu,that is why sikueleweka,mimi nilikuwa namaanisha speed.
     
  6. Viper

    Viper JF-Expert Member

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    jaguarpaw.. tutake radhi wadigo bana.......
     
  7. dazu

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    Spidi 120 imeathirika dental formular tu!!!! Nadhani alifikia mdomo.
     
  8. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    I'm sorry,just joking,it is not realistic,take it easy buddy!
     
  9. Pota

    Pota JF-Expert Member

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    hapo nimekuelewa mkuu, pia mdigo mwenyewe mi namfahamu, alilazwa hosptal ya bombo kwa wiki moja kwa sasa yuko fiti tu,japo hana reception mdomoni. umenikumbusha kwanjeka mkuu
     
  10. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    yes,kwanjeka walikuwa majirani zangu nikiwa nasoma tanga tech!
     
  11. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaahahaha duu, mdigo noma
     
  12. Chimunguru

    Chimunguru JF-Expert Member

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    eti mdigo mzigo huo msemo ni wa kweli?
     
  13. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaa, wakiwasikia wadigho! Mshambaa hana noma aishee! Kwa Njeka, Mikanjuni, na zile barabara, wakati nasoma Tanga Tech nilikua kwenye Mifugo, ndio nilikua mkamuaji, nilifaidi maziwa na pesa za bili kishenzi, mWAlimu gani mnamkumbuka? naskia kibao waliondolewa!
     
  14. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Well,mimi nimemaliza miaka ya juzi juzi but nadhani hata enzi zako mr.TETI(headmaster),the special one alikuwepo.
     
  15. Pota

    Pota JF-Expert Member

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    aisee njooo uchukue vitoto vyako ulivyoviacha wakati unajifunza, taratibu ntawapata wote mliozalisha mabinti mkaviterekeza
     
  16. Pota

    Pota JF-Expert Member

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    yawezekana kwani m2 ukimwita we mdigo nini, anaona umemtukana. na hakuna mdigo ambaye atakwambia yeye ni mdigo, utamjua ama kwa tabia zake ama kwa kuambiwa na wengine
     
  17. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Ugomvi huo na mimi siingilii,kazi kwenu wadigo na wasambaa.
     
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