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Mchungaji mgeni

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Jun 2, 2011.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Alikaribishwa mchungaji mgeni kutoka Africa Kusini kufanya ibada/mahubiri katika kanisa moja hapa bongo,kwa kuwa ilikuwa lazima kumtafsiri kwa vile hajui kiswali ikabidi atafutwe mkalimani(mtafsiri).Mambo yakawa hivi~~~~

    Mchugaji mgeni: My name is Livingstone
    Mkalimani:anasema jina lake linaitwa Jiwe linaloishi
    Mchungaji Mgeni:I came from Johans'berg
    Mkalimani; anasema ametoka katika begi la yohana.

    Waumini hoi kwa kicheko
     
  2. Washawasha

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    dah! Haya bana na mambo ya Johannesburg
     
  3. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    kutafsiri ni wito mkuu
     
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    mkuu, mambo yaliendelea hivi
    mchungaji mgeni; dear christians Jesus is our Lord
    mkalimani; mpenzi christina Yesu ni mzigo wetu
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Pia ni taaluma mkuu.
     
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    pointers JF-Expert Member

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    hiii kali mkuu wangu......
     
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    Thadeus JF-Expert Member

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    Habari znasema kuwa iliendelea ........

    Mchunga: I have come to heal you!
    Mkalimani: Nimekuja kuwafanya mlima!
    Mchungaji: The Lord is coming soon!
    Mkalimani: Mzingo unaingia hivi karibuni!
    Mchungaji:praise the Lord!
    Mkalimani: Bonyeza mzigo!
     
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    nyuki dume JF-Expert Member

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    Hii kali
     
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    kiswahili kwenda kiinglish kazi kweli kweli!
     
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    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    hhahahahahahahahahahah kweli noma
     
  11. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    hii kazi ya upolemani samahani ukalimanini bomba sana hahahahahaha
     
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    Ohoooooh!
     
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    Ahahaha
     
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    aaahah lord to mzigo jamaa akirudi/jesus ataanza nae.
     
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    Dr.Chichi JF-Expert Member

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    Umewnikumbusha mbali mze
     
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