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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ambassador, Jan 18, 2010.

  1. Ambassador

    Ambassador JF-Expert Member

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    An old Chagga man was struggling a bit with the English abroad. He walks in to the restaurant and wants to order a chicken, but unfortunately he can't remember what is chicken called in English. The waiter who wants to take his order is only English proficient. So the old man sees the guy at the table next to him with a plate with 4 baked eggs on it. The old Chagga man points to the plate of eggs and says to the English waiter: "I want their Mother"
     
  2. KIFARU

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    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh,,kudadadeki.imekaa vizuri
     
  3. Masaki

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    Hahahahhahahahahah
     
  4. Zogwale

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    Your joke made my day. Thank you.
     
  5. Amoeba

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    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaahaha haaaaaaaa, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhuhuhuhu tehteh yahaaaaaaa uwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii kakakakakak chechehceche kukukukuhkuhkuh uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha tehete hte mweh dunia hii watu wana masihara. ila alieleweka, uwongo?
     
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    Duh hii kali
     
  7. Ambassador

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    Jamani, hamrushi hata senks moja kama kweli imewakuna?
     
  8. Lady N

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    kwi kwi kwi kwi, yeuwiiiiiiiiii!
    mbari tsako lanye!
     
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    huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwiiiiiiiiiii mbaghi **** ndede.
     
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    THNKS AMBASSADOR...!!!

    I have earned my day via your joke!

    Thanks once again...!!!
     
  11. Ambassador

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    You are welcome Shagi. Unagonga na senks basi.
     
  12. Pretty

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    .......hahahahhah uwiiiiiiii, hii joke imefanya jioni yangu iwe nzuri............lol:)
     
  13. sifa

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    :DApa Mbaka!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  14. Ab-Titchaz

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    Duh!!!...Nimecheka kweli hapo...:D:D:D
    Nice one.
     
  15. drphone

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    imekaa vizuri ila akuwa mchaga
     
  16. Ambassador

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    Teh teh teh! Wewe ulikuwepo mangi?
     
  17. Natty Bongoman

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    Hahaaa... lucky him the man eating potatoes didn't kids at the table...
     
  18. drphone

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    yep nilimwoji kabisa alikua nikbila ........
     
  19. Preta

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    nimependa sana avatar yako
     
  20. Dreamliner

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    Imenikuna, Imetulia! THANKS
     
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