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Mchaga aumbuka!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Nov 9, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Mchaga mmoja alikuwa akifanya biashara ya kuuza vacuum dry cleaners.Siku moja mchaga akiwa na vacuum dry cleaner zake alipiga hodi nyumbani kwa baunsa mmoja.Alipofunguliwa mlango,akatoa salamu halafu bila kuremba akamwaga kinyesi cha mbwa kwenye carpet la manyoya halafu akasema;'aisee babaangu,hii vacuum dry cleaner isipoondoa hiki kinyesi chote,kitakachobaki nitakula mwenyewe'.Baunsa akajibu;'we sema tu una hamu ya kula mavi ya mbwa,umeme wenyewe umekatika'.
     
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    MAMENGAZI JF-Expert Member

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    mweee, alikoma kuonesha demo
     
  3. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaha
     
  4. Mr.Professional

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    OOOh no! sitaki kujua nini kilifuatia baada ya hapo
     
  5. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Ulimi wake uligeuzwa dekio!
     
  6. Rejao

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    Lol...labda alikua na jenereta! Wachaga wajanja sana
     
  7. Makanyaga

    Makanyaga JF-Expert Member

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    [[​IMG]QUOTE=Rejao;2787022]Lol...labda alikua na jenereta! Wachaga wajanja sana[/QUOTE]
    Jamani Rejao kwanza nilikumiss! Ulikuwa wapi? Naona tayari umeshafanyiwa na ile operation ya ngozi ukawekewa ile ya kitimoto. Umefanyia wapi? India? Ndiyo maana uliadimika!
     
  8. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahaaahh!!
     
  9. serio

    serio JF-Expert Member

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    achaaaaahahahahaahahahaahahaahaha...... alikiaaaaaa
     
  10. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Kumbaav...aisee chalii angu nitakutoa nduki...unanisinizia !huyo alikua ni mkude gangwe sio mangi Yesuuu
     
  11. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Mkude na biashara tangu lini?
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaaa umetisha mbaya
     
  13. Nchi Kavu

    Nchi Kavu JF-Expert Member

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    kha! Ila kwa nini mchaga?
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh
     
  15. Cantalisia

    Cantalisia JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaaa haaa haaa!
     
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    ngindo Member

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    Alifikiri yupo kwa darasa akaenda na zana za kufundishia
     
  17. Sabry001

    Sabry001 JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani Rejao kwanza nilikumiss! Ulikuwa wapi? Naona tayari umeshafanyiwa na ile operation ya ngozi ukawekewa ile ya kitimoto. Umefanyia wapi? India? Ndiyo maana uliadimika![/QUOTE]

    umentengua mbafu sangu asee!
     
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    Kanyigo JF-Expert Member

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    kwi kwi kwi,ulimi wake ulibadilika rangi..
     
  19. Mshume Kiyate

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    Hahahahaha
     
  20. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Hahahahaaaaaa!!! Hi kali!
    Kama namuona vile akiyalamba...
     
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