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Mbwembwe za nini Bwana, kwani huwezi kufanya kimyakimya?

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Bujibuji, Nov 26, 2011.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Mijitu mingine ikipata nyumba ndogo huanza mbwembwe kwa wake zao na ndugu na jamaa pia.
    Utakuta mtu anaondoka nyumbani alfajiri, unarudi saa tisa usiku, shati limejaa ma lipstic, unarudi na harufu ya pafyum ya kike, na mbaya zaidi ndani una bikini NYEKUNDU, mkeo akikuuliza unakuja juu kinyama.
    Hivi ni lazima ukiwa na nyumba ndogo uupigie baragumu ulimwengu?
     
  2. BADILI TABIA

    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    umenena. Waeleza wamezidi, sijui ni ulimbukeni au sifa za kijinga. Wengine hadi matumizi yanasitishwa! Kisa nyumba ndogo
     
  3. Lizzy

    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Sasa kama unayo (tayari heshima kwa mwenzio hamna) kuficha kunasaidia nini kama sio unafiki?
     
  4. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Ukiwa mkubwa utajua kunasaidia nini, kuvunja ndoa unadhani jambo rahisi?

     
  5. sijui nini

    sijui nini JF-Expert Member

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    aaaaah..mmmmmh...ok...i will be back!!
     
  6. Lizzy

    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Again. . . UNAFIKI.
    Kama unaipenda/taka/thamini sana hiyo ndoa utatulia nayo badala ya kutoka nje huku ukijua kabisa ukigubdulika umekwisha.
     
  7. Mtambuzi

    Mtambuzi Platinum Member

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    Bora huyo anayeweka mambo hadharani ili mwenzie ajue ukimwi unamnyemelea, aweze kuchukua tahadhari kuliko yule wa kimya kimya....... Silent Killer!!!!!
     
  8. Mapi

    Mapi JF-Expert Member

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    hisia ki2 kingine wakuu. Kunakujkataza na kuzkana zsikuzid ila...,....
     
  9. A

    Ave Ave Maria JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee sikulijua hili. Kumbe mumeo kuwa na nyumba ndogo nayo ni heshima inayokusaidia kutunza ndoa?
     
  10. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani visasi na kukomeshea kunasaidia nini?
     
  11. Lizzy

    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Mambo ya visasi yametoka wapi?
    Au kisasi na kucheat vina maana moja?
     
  12. BADILI TABIA

    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahah nimeipenda hii ina ukweli mwingi, swali ni je wanawake wangapi wenye uthubutu wa kuondoka wanapoona mume mzinzi kupitiliza? Wengi wanasubiri muujiza kuwa one day atabadilika
     
  13. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Naona sasa mambo ya nyumba ndogo yameshakubalika kwenye jamii ya Tanzania. Sasa sielewi kwa nini watu hutokwa na mapovu pindi wagunduapo kuwa wenza wao wanazo.
     
  14. Zamaulid

    Zamaulid JF-Expert Member

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    Kwanini ule gizani kwa
    kumuogopa jilani?
     
  15. Lizzy

    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Kwasababu mkuki kwa binadamu mchungu zaidi ya klorokwini. Watu wakiwa na nyumba ndogo hua wanatangaza kwa sifa ila wakigundua wenzao nao wanao wananywea na kuanza kulia lia.
     
  16. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Heheheee kweli lakini!
     
  17. data

    data JF-Expert Member

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    aisee... ndo ilivyo!!??
     
  18. Ndahani

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    Umesema kweli kabisa. Nyumba ndogo ukiianzisha hamna tatizo. Mwenzako naye akianza unakuwa mkali mbogo
     
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    Kakalende JF-Expert Member

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    Ukiona hivyo basi ujue LIMBWATA limekolea.
     
  20. Zinduna

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    Mie ningemshauri amuoe ili ahalalishe uke wenza, mie sipendi presha!
     
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