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Mbongo Asilia !!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wakunyuti, Aug 1, 2008.

  1. Wakunyuti

    Wakunyuti JF-Expert Member

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    Three contractors . . . one from Tanzania, another from Germany and the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence. They go with a White House official to examine the fence.
    The Brit contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will run $90,000 . . . $40,000 for materials, $40,000 for labour and $10,000 profit for me."
    The German contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $70,000 . . . $30,000 for materials, $30,000 for my crew and $10,000 profit for me."
    The Tanzanian " a.k.a mbongo asilia" contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers:"$270,000."The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!
    How did you come up with such a high figure?"
    "Easy," the Tanzanian contractor explains, "$100,000 for you, $100,000 for me and we hire the guy from Germany to do the work."
     
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    Mbongo kila kitu dili...kushughulika ah ahhh!! hataki yeye ni longo longo tu
     
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    Hivi Ndivyo Richmond Ilipatikana
     
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    Siyo Richmond tu Mkuu.... Ndio manunuzi mengi katika ofisi ya Serikali Yanavyokwenda........... unaweza ukatoa chozi...
     
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    nimekubali.!
     
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