Mbona nina miaka 40 na mama yako mimi si.....

[SI unit]

Dogo mmoja alifanya kazi ya ubaharia kwa miaka mitano then akaacha kazi. Siku moja akiwa matembezi na baba yake, akawa anatembea kwa ku"swing" sideways. Baba akamuuliza: What hell is this my son? Hiyo kazi ya ubaharia ndio imekuharibu hivyo? Dogo akauliza: Why asking so daddy? Baba: Why are you walking while swinging sideways son? Dogo akajib: You know daddy meli ikiwa baharini inayumba upandeupande, so imeni"addict" for the five years nikiwa baharia..
Dingi akawa mkali: Shit! Are you talking of five years to be addict? Mbona mimi nimeishi na mama yako miaka 40 sipeleki kiuno mbele na nyuma.. Nyambaaaf"..

 

[Chapa Nalo Jr]

Duh!, addicted with shughuli ya uzazi ingekua aibu mtaani

 

[Rev Fr KABOKA mchizi]

Kha! Dingi mkali wa ku"compare"

 

[Viol]

Jf the swaga don

 

[THK DJAYZZ]

Searching...

 

[ummu kulthum]

mmmmmh jamani mbona.................ahhhhhhhh!

 

[Wa Nyumbani]

Mmm bado natafakari

 

[serio]

dingi swaga ziko on

 

[Wkaijage]

Ngoja kidg!

 

[Boonabaana]

Dogo mmoja alifanya kazi ya ubaharia kwa miaka mitano then akaacha kazi. Siku moja akiwa matembezi na baba yake, akawa anatembea kwa ku"swing" sideways. Baba akamuuliza: What hell is this my son? Hiyo kazi ya ubaharia ndio imekuharibu hivyo? Dogo akauliza: Why asking so daddy? Baba: Why are you walking while swinging sideways son? Dogo akajib: You know daddy meli ikiwa baharini inayumba upandeupande, so imeni"addict" for the five years nikiwa baharia..
Dingi akawa mkali: Shit! Are you talking of five years to be addict? Mbona mimi nimeishi na mama yako miaka 40 sipeleki kiuno mbele na nyuma.. Nyambaaaf"..

Mkuu, hii story yawezekana hujui mahali ilipotoka. Maneno hata yalitamkwa na marehemu Mzee Jomo Kenyatta (mkuki wa moto), akimwambia mwanae wa kiume aliyekuwa baharia. Mtoto wa Kenyatta alishaharibika kwa kuwa sodomised na mabaharia wenzake. Mtembeo ule ulimtatiza Baba na mama Ngina(Kenyatta).

 

[SI unit]

Mkuu, hii story yawezekana hujui mahali ilipotoka. Maneno hata yalitamkwa na marehemu Mzee Jomo Kenyatta (mkuki wa moto), akimwambia mwanae wa kiume aliyekuwa baharia. Mtoto wa Kenyatta alishaharibika kwa kuwa sodomised na mabaharia wenzake. Mtembeo ule ulimtatiza Baba na mama Ngina(Kenyatta).

Tuwekee hapa jamvini hiyo ya Kenyata mkuu