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Mbona na wewe unalia hata bado hujamwona daktari.....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mbimbinho, Feb 12, 2011.

  1. Mbimbinho

    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa alikwenda Hospital na akakaa kwenye ukumbi wa kusubiri ilikwenda kumuona Daktari.Karibu yake kuna mtu mmoja ambaye alikua analia kwa maumivu.Akamuuliza mbona unalia akamjibu nilikuja kufanya uchunguzi wa damu na wamenikata kidole.
    Yule jamaa alouliza suali baada yakusikia hayo na yeye akaanza kulia tena kwa kutetemeka na kuanza kunyanyuka apate kukimbia. Yule alokatwa kidole akamuuliza sasa mbona wewe unalia hata hujenda huko ndani na nini kinachokufanya ulie.
    Yule mjamaa akamjibu kuwa mie nimekuja kufanya uchunguzi wa mkojo !!!!! kilio kikazidi!!!whaaa!!!:msela::msela:
     
  2. papag

    papag JF-Expert Member

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    :msela::msela::msela::msela::msela::msela::msela::msela::msela::msela::msela::msela::msela::msela::msela::msela::msela:
     
  3. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Teh! Teh! Teh! Leo nilikuwa nimepanga kumpeleka mchumba wangu kwa "Ginecologist".
     
  4. menyidyo

    menyidyo JF-Expert Member

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    kwan wangemkata nanii iii?
     
  5. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Ahahahahahaaaa, usiende mpwa, usiende nakusihi sana, kama mambo yenyewe ndo hayo, mmmhhh usiende bana
     
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    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    sasa. Wangemkata nanhii ili wafnye uchngzi kwnye mkojo! Kaz ipo!
     
  7. Twilumba

    Twilumba JF-Expert Member

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    Dudu!!!
     
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