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Mbona Mwisho wa Dunia Bado!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Dickson Ng'hily, May 21, 2011.

  1. Dickson Ng'hily

    Dickson Ng'hily JF-Expert Member

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    Nilisoma Bango moja pale Ubungo Bus Terminal lililokuwa linasomeka kuwa Mwisho wa Dunia ni tarehe 21/05/2011...Sasa kinachonishangaza ni kuwa already tuko 21/05/2011 na mwisho wa dunia haujaonekana...Au wenzangu mshauona?Au niko mwenyewe duniani?......
     
  2. Gurta

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    Aaaah mimi nimesubiri weeeee, but wea. Ngoja nimalizie kaboa kangu haka nilale
     
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    chetuntu R I P

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    Me mwenyewe hapa nausubiri nipo macho au huku ni mwisho wa dunia?
     
  4. NGUZO

    NGUZO JF-Expert Member

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    tusubiri hadi siku iishe 21.05.2011
     
  5. itnojec

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    nyie hamjasikia, watu wasio na mawaa wameshanyakuliwa tumebaki wenye dhambi tu.
     
  6. NGUZO

    NGUZO JF-Expert Member

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    isije ikawa kama ile issue ya wafuasi wa Kibwetere, teh teh teh teh
     
  7. Babkey

    Babkey JF-Expert Member

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    Bado Amerika ucku haujaingia, subirini kidogo wapendwa malaika ndio wanajiandaa kuja.
     
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    chetuntu R I P

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    kwa hiyo magambani wamenyakuliwa wa 3 tu?
     
  9. itnojec

    itnojec JF-Expert Member

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    hahehahehaheeee, kama ulikuwepo vile..
     
  10. klorokwini

    klorokwini JF-Expert Member

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    Pengine tayari tuko ulimwengu mwengine. hamuoni hata spidi ya kuload JF imeongezeka ghafla
     
  11. Dickson Ng'hily

    Dickson Ng'hily JF-Expert Member

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    Tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe...Hahahahahaha...hahahahahaha....hahahahahaha...kwikwikwikwikwikwikwikwi...mama yangu weeeeeee...Lol...itnojet umenifurahisha sana..eti watu wasio na mawaa washachukuliwa....hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahah ahahahahah...So tumebaki wenye midhambi...kwikwikwikwikwikwikwikwikwi...
     
  12. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    Nimelala nimefunga jicho moja tu. Hapa nikisikia kishindo chochote nashtuka. Hivi parapanda inaliaje?
     
  13. Dickson Ng'hily

    Dickson Ng'hily JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaha...Sawa mkuu Babkey..ngoja me nsubiri...tehetehetehetehetehetehe..
     
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    chetuntu R I P

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    kama tarumbeta kubwa moja.
     
  15. Mtoboasiri

    Mtoboasiri JF-Expert Member

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    Saa 12 jioni. We subiri tu
     
  16. Rangi Mbili

    Rangi Mbili Member

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    msitukane mamba kabla hamjavuka mto...Subiri hadi ifike tarehe 22/5/2011
     
  17. J

    John W. Mlacha Verified User

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    ng'hily rudi kwenye jukwaa la siasa kule acha kuungojea mwisho ambao haupo
     
  18. Babkey

    Babkey JF-Expert Member

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    ''Msipokuwa kama watoto wadogo (msipodanganyika) kamwe hamtauona ufalme wa ______'
     
  19. TANMO

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    Mimi nimeshanyakuliwa, nimeungana na wenzangu (wachache sana) tunaelekea mbinguni, bahati nzuri nilifanikiwa kuficha simu yangu wakati wa ukaguzi, hivyo nitakuwa nawajulisha yatakayokuwa yanajiri...
     
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    John W. Mlacha Verified User

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    TANMO acha uongo, mda bado
     
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