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Mbinu mpya kwa wenye nyumba ndogo

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Smarter, Jan 20, 2011.

  1. Smarter

    Smarter JF-Expert Member

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    Baada ya Kazi za siku nzima, Simon akaamua kupitia kwa Bi Mdogo (Nyumba ndogo);

    Kwa uchovu na aliyoyapata kwa bi dada huyo yalimfanya kusahau kurudi nyumbani kwake........................Asubuhi kashtuka katoka, akiw barabarani anawaza....achukue Tax, daladala? and aelekee wapi......Nyumbani?, Mihangaikoni?...............

    Ghafla akaona Defender (TZR) ya POLICE..........Wazo likamjia, akalipiga mkono, Bila Hiana Afande Marwa (Dereva) akasimama...........akasalimia kwa upole and akawauliza wakubwa mmeshapata chai ( Bado) akawaeleza anaomba msaada...................

    Mkewe kuona defender inapaki nnje ya mlango wake.....Full Presha...Mumewe kashushwa na mbata matata....................neno la kwanza mumewe kusema ni Mama Justin Tafadhali wape hawa jamaa elfu 30 haraka tafadhani.................mama watoto akakimbia ndani akatoa........................Ndio pole mumewake (yeye)................akamwekea maji ya kuoga.............................na akamuadithia alikamatwa uzurulaji akiwa anarudi home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. hashycool

    hashycool JF-Expert Member

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    haya wale wa infi!
     
  3. makandokando

    makandokando JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha, nimekusoma mkuu. ila kama waif nae yupo JF imekula kwa mtu.
     
  4. sulphadoxine

    sulphadoxine JF-Expert Member

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    kazi kweli kweli.
     
  5. Babu Lao

    Babu Lao JF-Expert Member

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    :eyeroll1: Duuu, kila tatizo lina solution.....
     
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    NATA JF-Expert Member

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    Do wewe umekuja na hili muda muafaka jana cjalala home, ngoja niwasake hawa jamaa na njaa zao watanipeleka tu!
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Hii niliitimia 2006 nilikutana na mpenzi wangu wa zamani alietoka kusoma majuu sasa katika kupiga stori/laga/kukumbushia ikawa saa 9 usiku nikaona isiwe taabu tukalala hoteli asubuhi nikamshusha kwao nikaenda o/bay police na kumchukua askari rafiki yangu tukaenda home nikashuka na kumwambia mpenzi niliekuwa naishinae kuwa nilikamatwa jana usiku wanahisi gari hili ni la wizi waliniweka ndani nimefata faili la gari wakathibitishe na askari huyu anahakikisha sitoroki.
     
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    malisak JF-Expert Member

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    mwanawani hii si mchuzi kama si mchezo hebu na sie wanawake tupeni mbinu.
     
  9. Smarter

    Smarter JF-Expert Member

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    Upotoroto01; Kweli uliwaza
     
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    Misterdennis JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu , umeuza siri !
    sasa dada zetu wameijua!
     
  11. Desidii

    Desidii JF-Expert Member

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    Na kweli tumesikia halafu mie niliwahi kufanyiwa kumbe ni usanii
     
  12. Michelle

    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    good for him!
     
  13. Lizzy

    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Uporoto umeharibika kweli!
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Yalikuwa mambo ya zamani hata mimi nikikumbuka nacheka wala usiogope mamii.
     
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    roselyne1 JF-Expert Member

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    mnh...:frusty::frusty:
     
  16. Ms Judith

    Ms Judith JF-Expert Member

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    haya bwana, usanii mwingine ni wa kuchekesha tu watu hapa kuondoa mastress. but omba usikutane na Judith, mie niko level nyingine, sidanganyiki kirahisi hivyo
     
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    MzeePunch JF-Expert Member

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    Hata mie mzee mzima nimezicheza sana hizo enzi zangu.
     
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    Bajabiri JF-Expert Member

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    dah,yaan wala hutumi nguv kujieleza,hata ofsin inafaa
     
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    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Naogopa wapiii?NAMUONEA HURUMA MTARAJIWA!
     
  20. Maria Roza

    Maria Roza JF-Expert Member

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    Duh kuna siku jirani alirudi na polisi maskini mkewe kumbe njema ililala kona:A S 39:
     
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