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Mbele ya kifo......aiseeeee

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kaburunye, Sep 7, 2010.

  1. kaburunye

    kaburunye JF-Expert Member

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    An airplane was flying over the United States one
    night. Then the pilot said: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the
    plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown
    out". A little later, the pilot said "We're
    still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in
    the cabin". The plane continued to descend despite more
    things being thrown out.
    Pilot: "Still going down - we must throw out some
    people". There was a big gasp from the passengers!
    Pilot: "But to make this fair, passenger will be
    thrown out in alphabetical order.
    So...A... any Africans on board?" No onemoved.
    "B... any Blacks on board?" No one moved.
    "C... any Coloureds on board?" Still, no one moved.
    "D... any Darkies?" Then a little black boy - asked his dad:
    "Dad what are we?
    Dad: "Tonight son, we are Zulus!"


     
  2. PhD

    PhD JF-Expert Member

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    very interesting
     
  3. Utamaduni

    Utamaduni JF-Expert Member

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    haha Haha haha, very very very very chekesha
     
  4. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!
     
  5. Jile79

    Jile79 JF-Expert Member

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    loohhh.........
     
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