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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bujibuji, Jul 3, 2011.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Two presidents are talking over coffee and
    croissants
    at their country club one day. Kagame, of
    Rwanda, says
    to Kibaki(Kenya) "Hey, I tell you my driver is
    really
    stupid. Do you doubt me? Let me show you."
    And he
    called his driver over and said , "Bakasongo,
    here is
    a 10 dollar bill, go to the car showroom and
    buy me a
    Mercedes." To which Bakasongo
    replied, "Yes Sir! Right away Sir!", and he
    rushed
    off. The president turned to his pal and said,
    "See,
    the moron is brainless."
    Kibaki said,
    "That's nothing. You want to see stupid? Let
    me show
    you stupid. He called his driver, "Kiptoon, run
    home
    now and check to see if I'm at home."
    Kiptoon said,
    "Yes Sir!! Right away Sir and ran off. Kibaki
    turns smugly to his buddy, "See what I told
    you?
    That's my simpleton.
    Later on, the two drivers met on the road.
    Bakasongo
    said to Kiptoon, "Eh, you
    know my boss is really stupid. He gave me
    10 dollars
    and asked me to go to the car showroom
    and buy him a
    Mercedes... Like he doesn't know that today
    is Sunday
    and the showroom would be closed!. To
    which Kiptoon
    replied, "You think he is stupid, huh? My
    boss is
    worse, he asked me to go home to check if
    he is at
    home... Can't he just use his cellphone to
    find out?
     
  2. S

    Shery Member

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    Ha ha ha haaaaa' i lyk it.
     
  3. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahaah!!
     
  4. Sabode

    Sabode Senior Member

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    Salaaaaaaale hii kweli ya ukweli
     
  5. Kwamex

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    Bwuhahahahahaha!
     
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    Hmaster JF-Expert Member

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    wote wa4 pambavu kabisa!
     
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    MNALIMUKA Member

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    I lyk it
     
  8. WISDOM SEEDS

    WISDOM SEEDS JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhh!
    Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    You made my day
     
  9. Mamzalendo

    Mamzalendo JF-Expert Member

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    This is real funny,
     
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    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    umeifanya siku yangu iwe swaafi sana.
     
  11. Osaba

    Osaba JF-Expert Member

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    Tamu kama peremende.
     
  12. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    ungesema lawalawa bana zile zenye mistari ya kijani mweupe na mwekundu.... tamu hiyoooo.....
     
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    haahaa,.u made my day..!!
     
  14. Leonard Robert

    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    Swadakta
     
  15. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    kwikwikwikwikwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
     
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    Matti Member

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    hihihihihihiiiiiiiiiiii
     
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