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Mayai ya Bundi.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Sep 15, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Nilikuwa nafanya topographical survey katika pori moja maeneo ya Ifunda-Iringa kwa ajili ya ku-establish stone quary kwa ujenzi wa Iringa-mafinga highway,msaidizi wangu alimkurupua bundi kutoka kiota chake na akafanikiwa kutwaa mayai yake mawili.

    Ninavyojua mimi mayai haya ni bonge la dili endapo mtu ana bonge la kesi isiyokuwa na dalili ya kuisha yaani hata kama ulimbaka mtoto wa rais au mauaji,kesi inafutwa faster faster bila maswali na unaachiwa huru.

    Au kama unataka utajiri pia yanafaa na huwa hayapatikani kizembe.Najua wengi mtaponda lakini kuna wale wanaoyahitaji watani-PM sasa hivi,nakaribisha request zenu.
     
  2. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    mme wangu ananidunda dailyy....pls gve mayai to me nile nipate nguvu nianze KUMDUNDA YEYE..

    kwa bei yeyote kwa dola au paund nipo readyyyyyyy...wewe tu...
     
  3. Preta

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    kuna mtu namdai hataki kunilipa....nadhani nahitaji yai...ni sh ngapi?
     
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    Malila JF-Expert Member

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    Ukilipata ndio unafanyaje? Toa elimu ili wajasiriamali tuingie mzigoni kusaka mayai ya bundi !!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaah!mi sijui wanalifanyaje,ila ukilipata we mpeleke kalumanzila atamaliza mchezo wote!
     
  6. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee we Rose1980 unapendwa kinoma na ndo maana anakudunda daily!
     
  7. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    kama una mdaiwa sugu yai la bundi ndio kiboko yake....
     
  8. fabinyo

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    ....si ungeyachukua wewe utoke kwenye hilo lindi la umaskini ulionao?kwanza mrudishie msaidizi wako,kwa nini umemnyang'anya?
     
  9. driller

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    unampiga nayo....? au ndio unayapiga mwenyewe halafu unaenda kumwambia neno tu alafu anajukuta anakupa..?
     
  10. mchemsho

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    Ya bundi kazi kupata.! Kula yai Viza bichi then mfuate huyo mdeni wako atakulipa fasta.
     
  11. mikatabafeki

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    mnh..................mkuu habari ya kwenda kwa kalumanzila tena,basi wacha niwe maskini tu
     
  12. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    mmmh...nchi hii kwa kuchakachua....nikisema hapa hakawii kutokea babu wa mayai ya bundi....akaaa....
     
  13. sakapal

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    mmh utaalam huu inabidi kuwaona wataalam wafafanue
     
  14. LiverpoolFC

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    Yote hayo ya mayai ya Bundi ni IMANI tu na ndiyo inawagharimu Ndg ze2 kwa 55%
     
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    Ninakigugumizi cha kumtokea Preta plz, niambie mpo wapi nije kuyalipia
     
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    Bayo Senior Member

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    mambo ya kishirikina hayo, sio ishu...
     
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    Una uhakika kwamba Rose1980 ni wa kwako na Mwita25???
     
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    NJOO kwangu rose1980 kama anakudunda huyo hakupendi, mi nakupenda sana wewe basi tu naonaga aibu kukuambia
     
  19. Jaguar

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    Ahahahaah!but mimi si mkurya mkuu.
     
  20. Mtambuzi

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    Usipotoshe watu bana........... Bundi hatagi, bali anazaa.............
     
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