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May I know the time please

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Novatus, Jan 10, 2011.

  1. Novatus

    Novatus JF-Expert Member

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    Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

    Old Man: Certainly not.

    Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose,if you tell me the time?

    Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time.

    Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

    Old Man: See, if I tell you the time you will

    definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.

    Young Man: Quite possible.

    Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.

    Young Man: Quite possible.

    Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me.


    Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea.

    After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?

    Young Man: Possible

    Old Man: made itThen I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter.

    Young Man: Smiles.

    Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.

    Young Man: Smiles

    Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.

    Young Man: Smiles

    Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.

    Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles

    Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.
     
  2. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahahahaaaaaah very interesting!!
     
  3. z

    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    The old man can be good adviser to Mr president
     
  4. M

    Mwombeki Member

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    Hey' young man go n buy watch asap
     
  5. NILHAM RASHED

    NILHAM RASHED JF-Expert Member

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    oooppsss.........verry funy...
     
  6. Averos

    Averos JF-Expert Member

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    More than fun!
     
  7. S

    Simeon Member

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    ha ha haaaaaaa,mzee noma kwa kuunganisha matukio,kweli ukubwa dawa
     
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    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha! So interesting.
     
  9. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    dah! Babaake very interesting yan yaukwel ile mbaya
     
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