Eti oh, *Mugabe ni sawa na Mtume Musa *ndie Malaika Jibril *ni sawa na maziwa ya Gushungo *ana digrii nyingi kuliko rais yeyote hapa duniani Ministers queue to bootlick Mugabe PATIENCE NYANGOVE/ TARISAI TAHUNGAI- Oct 14 2011 08:19 Zanu PF ministers yesterday fell over each other in an open scramble to bootlick President Robert Mugabe, showering him with all sorts of praise names such as "Biblical Moses" and "Angel Gabriel". Speaking during the official launch of the Mhondoro-Ngezi-Zvimba Community Share Ownership Trust at Zimplats, Mashonaland West Governor and Resident Minister Faber Chidarikire was the first to hero-worship President Mugabe. "You are our Biblical Moses," Chidarikire said. "The people of Zimbabwe will forever cherish having you as their leader who led them out of the wilderness." Not to be outdone, Saviour Kasukuwere, the Minister of Youth Development, Indigenisation and Empowerment, went a notch higher, likening President Mugabe to God's "Angel Gabriel". "I always prefer to refer to President Mugabe as our Angel Gabriel from the Bible, sent by God to the people of Zimbabwe," he said. Earlier this year, other Zanu PF bigwigs, including Media, Information and Publicity minister Webster Shamu and party chairman Simon Khaya Moyo, went into bootlicking overdrive. Shamu said President Mugabe was feared the world over because of his intelligence and was like Cremora (a popular milk brand). "Gushungo, people say you have Cremora, the whole body. The war the world over, President is about you. They fear you and that is why they are doing all this," Shamu said. "There is no president the world over who has degrees like President Mugabe. He is brainy and that's why he is feared. You fought the liberation struggle for a long time and you should also rule for as long as you want," he crooned. Khaya Moyo weighed in with his nicely-choreographed oration, describing the 87-year-old leader as a liberator of unparalleled proportions "who God should keep for a long time to rule Zimbabwe". "His Excellency you are a liberator of unparallel audacity. You are a useful and amazing leader and we pray to God to make you stronger and continue to lead us from the front," he said. Full story Kwa mtaji huu Africa hatufiki mbali!