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Matumizi ya simu katika Mahusiano

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Ngalikihinja, Nov 27, 2009.

  1. Ngalikihinja

    Ngalikihinja JF-Expert Member

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    Can your partner be with your phone
    for a day and things remain the same?

    One day morning, John woke up hurriedly and prepared for work. He worked in a busy institution and was expected early at work. His wife worked a distance from where her husband's office was.

    As a result of doing things in a hurry, John unknowingly, carried his wife's mobile phone leaving behind his own. After he had gone his wife Jane noticed the mix-up but it was too late for her to do anything about it. She thought for a while and decided to carry her husband's phone in case he came back for it.

    On arriving at his place of work John noticed that he had confused his wife's phone for his but decided not to go back for it. He sighed deeply because he knew his wife could access romantic messages sent by his many mistresses.
    His wife too was disgusted because she had several toy boys.

    Drama began to unfold when John received an SMS intended for his wife sent by somebody saved as 'Peter-Taxi', which read,
    "Hi sweetie, ope yo monin' is fine, 4 me am okay just mad! My love 4 you kills me. I couldn't stop dreaming about you even after we met last evening coz you hold the password to ma heart." John was shocked to see this and thought he understood why his wife had come home late the previous evening. He decided to stay mum to see what more would come.

    After one hour he received another SMS from somebody saved as 'Susan-Salon' which read, "Monin darling, ope ur fine, am also fine but not so fine without seeing you next to me coz you control every part of ma heart. Nice day sweetie, see you at lunch."

    The third SMS ticked in from somebody saved as 'Winnie-Handbags' which read, "Monin ma beautiful queen, I wish you were a gum, I would chew you every time, you make me feel young like I was born yesterday, you without whom I would go on a hunger strike. Have a bright day ma dear."

    John was deeply shocked by these messages but knew that on the other side his wife might be seeing drama too.

    Meanwhile, Jane had seen even more than her husband. She had received three messages from three women that clearly showed they were his mistresses. The first SMS was from a woman saved as 'Ochieng-Car wash' which read, "Hi deah how's ur monin? 4 me am okay with ur son here, he says he loves you so much n you should come n stay with us. gday."

    Jane almost fainted on seeing this because she could not believe that her husband had a son outside marriage.


    Before her anger was over, she received a second SMS from' 'Omosh-Kinyozi' which read, "Monin ma deah, ope ur enjoyin ur day. Mine can't be complete without you. Every time I sleep in this house you bought 4 me I dream 2 love u always. The BM u bought me is perfect on road. Thanks, g'day."

    The last message came from 'Karanja-Electician' and read, "Sasa honey? Ope u r fine. pls i am not happy wit u. u promised to send me money since last week,But i have not seen it. honey pls send me the 40k for the project. Hav a nice day, love you big."

    Jane had found the answer to why her husband was always penniless!

    When evening came John and Jane met at home. They could hardly talk but only stared at one another with suspicion.


    Now, If they called you to intervene,

    sincerely how would you solve their problem?
     
  2. M

    MpendaTz JF-Expert Member

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    Will advise them to find a place print hard copies of the messages from both phones and hang them on a wall in their bedroom for ease of reference.
     
  3. IronBroom

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    Having known the truth,simply exchange the phones and let every one figure out the way forward.
     
  4. Lyangalo

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    It is interesting lion married a lion, fantastic couple. What i could suggest they have to exchange their phone and keep sielent.
     
  5. A

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    cheni bandia kwa kesi bandia, mechi droo, kwisha kazi
     
  6. M

    Matumaini Member

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    If the cellphone is the problem,ditch it and get back to landline,
    If the wife is the problem,she should express it to the husband,
    If the husband is the problem, he should express it to the wife,
    If the problem is communication,the couple should simply TALK it out.

    Talking will say why, the husband has a mistres,
    Talking will say why, the wife has a toyboy,
    Talking will say why, the husband is always penniless,
    Talking will say why, the wife is always late,
    There is the problem to the couple,TALKING will reveal it
     
  7. OGOPASANA

    OGOPASANA JF-Expert Member

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    Ni vyema kwa wenza kuingiliana uhuru wa matumizi ya simu za mikononi??
     
  8. Katikomile

    Katikomile JF-Expert Member

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    Sioni kama ni vyema japo inasemekana mkiwa kwenye ndoa ni kitu kimoja so hahitaji kufichana kitu!

    Mimi naamini kuna siri ambazo si lazima azijue mke wangu naye kadhalika ana siri ambazo sihitaji kuzijua!
     
  9. klorokwini

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    kama mnashirikiana mpaka mate na baioloji , kwanini mshindwe kushirikiana simu?, aaaaargh kuna samthing bihaind the scene. mimi simu langu hata jirani namuachia , i hev nathing tu warri.
     
  10. carmel

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    Good Klorokwini, mimi nadhani hakuna siri kati ya mume na mke, na ni vizuri kuwekana kwenye costant suveillance. Ya hubby na monitor anytime nikiamua, hata ya yeye anaruhusiwa kumonitor yangu anytime akitaka ila tu naye ni believer wa kwamba si vizuri kuangalia simu ya mkewe, ila hiyo hainizuii kuangalia yake.
     
  11. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha! Mi ya kwangu ina aleji na waifu wangu! Kwanza hata nikiisahau akitaka kuifungua anakutana na bonge la security code! Pin ya kufa mtu! Na yake pia siigusi, ila akiisahau naipiga chabo kiaina!
     
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    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Afu wewe! Una bahati hujaolewa na mimi wewe! Hahaha! Yani ukague simu yangu? Unatafuta nini?
     
  13. klorokwini

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    deh deh deh! wanaume inabidi tusapotiane! nimekuelewa mkuu! in yowa sichuweshen it iz veri rekomended kuibloki na ikiwezekana hata kuwa na kasimu kengine ka andagraundi.
     
  14. carmel

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    si kwa ubaya, sometime nataka tu kujua kama kama hubby bado analipa, yani kama kuna vidada vinamshobokea au vp ili nijue thamani yake niongeze manjonjo. inaitwa self assessment.
     
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    carmel JF-Expert Member

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    Afadhali umemuelewa xpin, IN HIS SITUATION lazima kuwe na pin, lakini yeye anachungulia ya mkewe kwa wizi lol!
     
  16. Teamo

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    nimeipenda hii!.......
     
  17. Katikomile

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    Mwanamke anapotembea barabarani anatamaniwa kila siku, hali kadhalika mwanaume! So uwe umeolewa ama umeoa utatogozwa tu ili mradi unavutia ama unataka kuchunwa! Na hata usipotoa namba yako ya simu itatafutwa hadi itapatikana tu. Mara usiku uko na wife/hubby wako unastukia mvua za meseji, tena mwingine akigundua una mwenza anatuma messeji as if mlikuwa wote muda mchache ulopita! Mfano:

    "Nimependa sana jinsi ulivyo sweet, thanks for that, its me Vannesa"

    Mwenzio akiona hivyo ni ugomvi kwa kwenda mbele, kumbe maskini ya Mungu hata kiumbe mtuma meseji hujawahi kutana nae!!!!!!!!!

    Sasa wewe Carmel will you be conviced by your hubby ukiikuta hiyo meseji? Dawa kupiga pini kama Cousin anavyofanya!
     
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    Dawa ya Malaria kuwa frank, simu yako iko free kihivyo kwa bimkubwa? Mi nikisahau kuibloku ya kwangu huwa napata heart attack!
     
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    lakiii unajua kuna mbinu mpya imegundulika namna ya kuiblock simu yako unapolala kwa CALL BARRING!ukiweka hiyo unamuachia simu wife hata siku mbili haiiti,wala sms haiingii lakini inatoa tu

    vipi niiweke hadharani..........?
     
  20. klorokwini

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    chrissPIN kuwa fea bana weka pin na kwa bimkubwa! kabimkubwa kangu kana wivu wa kizembe kanaonea wivu mpaka walemavu.
     
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