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Maths Professor!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by shizukan, Dec 4, 2011.

  1. shizukan

    shizukan JF-Expert Member

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    We mathematicians can prove anything mathematically without being bribed!

    For example, I can prove 1=2.

    Let x = y

    Then 2x - 2y = x - y

    Bracket the expression to get

    (2x - 2y) = (x - y)

    Taking 2 out of the brackets, we get

    2(x -y) = (x - y) from here we divide the equation by (x - y) from both sides

    2(x - y) = (x - y) Thus we get
    (x - y) (x - y)

    2 = 1


    Can you prove something mathematically?
     
  2. undugukazi

    undugukazi JF-Expert Member

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    We mathematicians can prove anything mathematically without being bribed!

    For example, I can prove shikuzani = lady.
    Let shikuzani = 1 and lady = 2
    Also
    Let x = y

    Then 2x - 2y = x - y

    Bracket the expression to get

    (2x - 2y) = (x - y)

    Taking 2 out of the brackets, we get

    2(x -y) = (x - y) from here we divide the equation by (x - y) from both sides

    2(x - y) = (x - y) Thus we get
    (x - y) (x - y)

    2 = 1
    Where 1 is equal to shikuzan and 2 is equal to lady
    mathematically proven..unabisha
     
  3. Tripo9

    Tripo9 JF-Expert Member

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    does it mean, 3=1, 4=1, 5=1,...................................?
     
  4. Pasco_jr_ngumi

    Pasco_jr_ngumi JF-Expert Member

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    mmmmmmmhhhhhhhhh......
    can u prove this.....



    CCM =CDM
     
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    Kiss Member

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    if x = y then x - y = 0
    so (x - y)/(x - y) = 0/0
    are you telling us that 0/0 = 1?
    Fake Professor!
     
  6. shizukan

    shizukan JF-Expert Member

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    Good boy, good! Umepata. You are the next coming professor.....I salute you.
     
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    laun Senior Member

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    2x-2y=x-y sio kweli kabisaa
     
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    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    vilaza wa namba utawajua tu, 2x-2y=x-y?
     
  9. shizukan

    shizukan JF-Expert Member

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    Unaweza ukafikiri una akili sanaaaa..baadaye ukagundua wewe ndio mjinga wa kwanza. 2x-2y=x-y ni kweli sio sahihi, and that is why it is a joke.

    You should not get upset with a joke Mr. Kilaza Mkuu
     
  10. Cha Moto

    Cha Moto JF-Expert Member

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    Rudia hesabu, umekosea mwanzo
     
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