# Maths Professor!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by shizukan, Dec 4, 2011.

1. ### shizukanJF-Expert Member

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We mathematicians can prove anything mathematically without being bribed!

For example, I can prove 1=2.

Let x = y

Then 2x - 2y = x - y

Bracket the expression to get

(2x - 2y) = (x - y)

Taking 2 out of the brackets, we get

2(x -y) = (x - y) from here we divide the equation by (x - y) from both sides

2(x - y) = (x - y) Thus we get
(x - y) (x - y)

2 = 1

Can you prove something mathematically?

2. ### undugukaziJF-Expert Member

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We mathematicians can prove anything mathematically without being bribed!

For example, I can prove shikuzani = lady.
Let shikuzani = 1 and lady = 2
Also
Let x = y

Then 2x - 2y = x - y

Bracket the expression to get

(2x - 2y) = (x - y)

Taking 2 out of the brackets, we get

2(x -y) = (x - y) from here we divide the equation by (x - y) from both sides

2(x - y) = (x - y) Thus we get
(x - y) (x - y)

2 = 1
Where 1 is equal to shikuzan and 2 is equal to lady
mathematically proven..unabisha

3. ### Tripo9JF-Expert Member

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does it mean, 3=1, 4=1, 5=1,...................................?

4. ### Pasco_jr_ngumiJF-Expert Member

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mmmmmmmhhhhhhhhh......
can u prove this.....

CCM =CDM

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### KissMember

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if x = y then x - y = 0
so (x - y)/(x - y) = 0/0
are you telling us that 0/0 = 1?
Fake Professor!

6. ### shizukanJF-Expert Member

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Good boy, good! Umepata. You are the next coming professor.....I salute you.

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### launSenior Member

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2x-2y=x-y sio kweli kabisaa

8. ### tindikalikaliJF-Expert Member

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vilaza wa namba utawajua tu, 2x-2y=x-y?

9. ### shizukanJF-Expert Member

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Unaweza ukafikiri una akili sanaaaa..baadaye ukagundua wewe ndio mjinga wa kwanza. 2x-2y=x-y ni kweli sio sahihi, and that is why it is a joke.

You should not get upset with a joke Mr. Kilaza Mkuu

10. ### Cha MotoJF-Expert Member

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