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Maths jokes.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by fundiaminy, May 20, 2011.

  1. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    why is 6 afraid of 7?-because 7 ate 9!!!! [7 8 9]

    Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.One says, "I've lost my electron".The other says, "Are you sure?"The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive.

    Maths is like sex....
    ADD the bed
    MINUS the clothes
    DIVIDE the legsand pray you don't MULTIPLY.

    Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8?
    Student: Miss horizontally or vertically?
    Teacher: What do mean?
    Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.
     
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    Gagurito JF-Expert Member

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    teh! Teh! Hii kali mkubwa!
     
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    zaratustra JF-Expert Member

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    You have made my evening! Tehe tehe tehe!
     
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    Kaka' JF-Expert Member

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    If you divide 8, real roots occurs i.e E n 3 both holds
     
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