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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mwanyasi, Dec 29, 2011.

  1. Mwanyasi

    Mwanyasi JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]TEACHER:IF I GIVE U 2 CATS,AND ANOTHER 2 CATS AND ANOTHER 2, how many will u have?
    PAPPU: Seven Sir
    Teacher: Let me put it to u this way, If I give u 2 apples,and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will u have?
    PAPPU: Six.
    Teacher: Good. Now if I give u 2 cats,and another 2 cats and another 2,
    how many will u have?
    PAPPU: Seven.!!
    Teacher: Where the hell do u get seven from?!?!?
    PAPPU: Because I already have one at home
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    Blackboy. Member

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    **** ni **** tu
     
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    hahaaa mweee.. kijana ana akili sana huyu
     
  4. Mwanyasi

    Mwanyasi JF-Expert Member

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    Mtoto alikua akijumlisha na yule wa nyumbani mkuu, ticha akakosa pozi!
     
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    Mvaa Tai JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaaa!! Ni kweli jumla atakuwa na paka saba.
     
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    Mwanyasi JF-Expert Member

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    Na ndio maana hakujulisha na yule wa jilani yao
    kwakua mwalimu alisema nikikupa wewe (yeye)!
    then akapiga hesabu kuwa atakuana jumla ya paka 7
     
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    Mwanyasi JF-Expert Member

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    ni kweli, sasa atamiliki paka 7 mkuu!
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    tatizo la walimu ni kwamba wanataka uwajibu wanachokiamini wao tu, na ndo maana watoto wenye akili kama huyu hujikuta wamefeli, ila hapa dogo kampa kitu heavy teacher
     
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    Dogo akili zinachaji...
     
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    Hakuna ujuha hapa halloo. Mtoto alifanya mahesabu ya kikwelikweli kabisa; mahesabu ya "hali halisi" kama wasemavyo watanzania.
     
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    ha ha haaaaaaaa........
    Huyu yeye aliulizwa: 5+5=? Dent alikawia kujibu, mwalimu akamwambia ajumuishe vidole vya mkono wa kulia na kushoto mtt akajibu 12, kila akiambiwa ajumlishe vidole apata jawabu 12.
    Mwalim kwa hamaki: hem weka mikono hapa kwenye desk tuhesabu wote
    Mtt kuweka mikono juu ya desk, kumbe ana vidole 6 kila mkono
     
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    Safi sana dogo janja.
     
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    dogo yuko safi manake akirudi nao hom atakuwa nao kweli saba huyo
     
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    umepotea sana aisee, nimestuka kuona upo online
     
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    Gooood
     
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    Nipo Mkuu..
     
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    Ana akili sana
     
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    Genius
     
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    Dogo yuko vizur,inabid apelekwe vipaj maalum.
     
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