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Mathematics of women

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Speaker, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Speaker

    Speaker JF-Expert Member

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    1.To find a woman,you need time and money,there fore
    women=Time*money

    2."Time is money",so
    Time=money

    3.Therefore,
    women=money*money
    women=(money)^2

    4.Money is the root of all problems
    money=(problems)^1/2


    Therefore,...
    women=((problems)^1/2)^2

    women=problems

    Can you prove that the opposite is true?
     
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    kweli unanitafuta uchokozi..
    mmmhhhhh
     
  3. Susy

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    women=problems

    hivi zote zipo wewe?? women=problems ww ungekuwepo duniani mama yako si angekutupia kwenye shimo la choo alipokuwa na mimba ya mwezi mmoja!!!
     
  4. Saint Ivuga

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    leh!!!!umetafuta mada zooote hapa diuniani umeona inayomhusu mwanamke=problms ndio ya maana sio?
     
  5. Saint Ivuga

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    nilikuwa nataka ni ku pm sasa ivi
     
  6. Speaker

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    here comes the show,karibuni country music jama
     
  7. Saint Ivuga

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    huyo si ni hitler, angalia avator yake, kuna mtu mwenye akili timamu anaweza kumpraise hitler? teh teh
     
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    Huwezi kitu wewe,mwenyewe anajua ni hesabu za kuchangamsha akili
     
  9. Speaker

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    Hitlear the don hahaha,ni balaa huyu mjamaa
     
  10. Speaker

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    Ni hesabu tu,you can prove it the other way around hesabu hua hazikatai chochote kile
     
  11. Susy

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    yaani wkt mwingine unajuta kuingia JF!!!

    at list umenipunguza hasira kunihakikishia kuwa inawezekana hazimo zote!!!
     
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    aaaaaah hakuna cha hesabu hapo wala cha numbers!!! kama ulikuwa huna thread ya maana ungebakia kuwa mchangiaji tu!!
     
  13. Speaker

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    Aaaah susy,kweli umejuta kuingia JF?
    Basi igeuze hiyo hesabu ilete,..."men=problems"
     
  14. Saint Ivuga

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    balaa kivipi? na kwa nini una mpraise? wewe jamaa hamnazo teh teh !! usimind tu lakini
     
  15. Saint Ivuga

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    geuza mwenyewe ,kwa nini unataka ugeuziwe na susy?
     
  16. Speaker

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    Mmmmh,watu kama mimi hua hatugeuzi bana we vipi?
    ushawahi geuza?
     
  17. Speaker

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    Kama unavo praise simba sports club,......kwanini?
     
  18. afrodenzi

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    hahahaaha lol
    mmmhh hili ndo tatizo
    la ubongo, uti na akili ku connect na ****** wako
    wako hahahah lol nilijua tu unataka kuni PM
    ndo maana nika wahi hahahahah lol
     
  19. Roulette

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    This conclusion is only true for those who believe in its premices:
    1. If you believe that time and money will give you a woman
    2. If you believe that money is the root to all problems.
    But if you believe in love and look at money as a mean, not an end by itself then the premices are wrong and so is the conclusion. Ao wasemaje Afrodenzi?:nerd:
     
  20. Saint Ivuga

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    tubadilishe mada man:):)
     
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