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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kakuruvi, Jan 19, 2012.

  1. kakuruvi

    kakuruvi JF-Expert Member

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    Mtoto mmoja alirudi kwao akiwa amenuna kinoma! Mama yake akamuuliza, "Kulikoni?" Mtoto akajibu, "Leo mwalim wa Hesabu hajafika shule!" Mama akafurahi akijua mwanae anapenda sana Hesabu. Akamwambia mwanae, "Nitakutafutia mwalim wa Tuition, eeh!" Mtoto akajibu, "Hapana mama! Huyu mwalim ndio huwa anatuuzia ubuyu!
     
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    Una uhusiano na Henry Mdimu?
     
  3. Myakubanga

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    • [​IMG] ELIAHKAMWELA

      4th January 2012 11:37
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      [​IMG] Cheka na wewe

      Mtoto mmoja alirudi kwao akiwa amenuna balaa!
      Mama:Kulikoni?
      Mtoto:Leo mwalim wa hesabu hakuja!
      Kuskia hivo,mama akafurahi akijua mwanae anapenda shule!
      Mama:Nitakutafutia mwalim wa hesabu akufundishe hapa nyumbani.
      Mtoto:Hapana mama! Mwalim ambaye hajaja ndio huwa anauza ubuyu,leo tumeukosa...{akaanza kulia!} ​
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    • [​IMG] MWANA NCHI

      4th January 2012 17:05
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      4th January 2012 17:25
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      [​IMG] Re: Cheka na wewe

      I smell odorless, sijaona jokes hapa. ​



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      [​IMG] Re: Cheka na wewe

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      I smell odorless, sijaona jokes hapa.



      Nitajipanga siku nyingine,sorry! ​



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      4th January 2012 18:15
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      I smell odorless, sijaona jokes hapa.



      We wakusoma vp habari za id mpya! ​



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      4th January 2012 18:32
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      [​IMG] Re: Cheka na wewe

      Duh kwa mtoto hiyo inaweza kutokea ​
      Maisha Mazuri Ukiwa na Afya Njema

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      4th January 2012 22:21
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      [​IMG] Re: Cheka na wewe

      Very nyc joke that reflect the reality of todays kids.
      Nice joke I like it. ​



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      4th January 2012 22:39
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      Masaburi at work, mwehu wewe Wa kusoma yuko wapi hapa? ​



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      [​IMG] Re: Cheka na wewe

      hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kweli dogo ni soo ​
      Just thought I'd let you know,You're the owner of this heart of mine.



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      5th January 2012 11:43
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      [​IMG] Re: Cheka na wewe

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      I smell odorless, sijaona jokes hapa.



      uwezi ona labda mpaka uvue miwani yako ya mbao. LOL ​
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    copycopy tuuuuuuuu
     
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