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Mathematically Speaking....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ab-Titchaz, Sep 10, 2008.

  1. Ab-Titchaz

    Ab-Titchaz Content Manager Staff Member

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    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

    What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
    achieving 101%?
    What equals 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

    Questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 2 3 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    AND, look how far the love of God will take you

    L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D

    12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%

    Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
    While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's still the Love of God that will put you over the top!
     
  2. J

    Jobo JF-Expert Member

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    Amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    What happen to the love of MAMA

    L-O-V-E-O-F-M-A-M-A ? 103% ???
     
  4. africa6666

    africa6666 JF-Expert Member

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    Simply the more words you invest the more percentage you achieve.....

    Speak more score more.
     
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