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Math is pointless

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mpita Njia, Jan 10, 2012.

  1. Mpita Njia

    Mpita Njia JF-Expert Member

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    Theorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then

    a + b = t
    (a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
    a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
    a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb
    a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4
    (a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2
    a - t/2 = b - t/2
    a = b

    So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.
     
  2. Annael

    Annael JF-Expert Member

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    Not at all your thinking capacity is low
    check this LET a = 2, b = 5
    Then a+b = t so t = 7
    a <> b <> t
    then do not use power 2 unless u tell me why are forcing to use power instead use power zero
    Then a^0 - b^0 <> t (2^0-5^0 = 0 since any number power zero = 1)
    so 0 <> 7
    May be u have your own theory but logically and arithmetically all numbers are different.
    in logic 1 OR 0 = 1, 1 AND 0 = 0 then 1 <> 0
    try to think your not mathematician
     
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    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Kwenye red umeongea uongo kimahesabu!
    1:What is your basis?
    2:What is the connection between this step and above ones?
    Wrong procedure cant lead to valid answer;and scientists aim at finding the
    way by which theories should fit the facts and not vice versa!!!
     
  4. Bigirita

    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    Achaneni na hayo makitu hayana logic, someni hiikitu hapa chini.

     
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    Annael JF-Expert Member

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    so what should you do
     
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    Graph Theory JF-Expert Member

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    Baada ya BIBLE napenda math.
     
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    Emaglo Senior Member

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    Tumevamiwa hata sikuelewi
     
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    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    mambo gani haya tena? Udsm mgomo unaendelea.
     
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    Kiranga JF-Expert Member

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    Umeonyesha kwamba a=b, hujaonyesha kwamba any number equals any number. a and b may be the same number called by different names.

    Ukisema

    a + b = t, mwingine akaitafsiri hiyo kama 0.5 + 0.5 = 1, there is no reason why a should not be equal to b

    as a matter of fact unaweza hata kuonyesha a = b = t = 0, and 0 + 0 = 0, hii hai contradict number theory wala kufanya hesabu zikose maana.

    There was another trick like this I used to do in secondary school, I learned from one of Dr. Asimov's books. It actually shows all numbers are equal, but it uses a carefully disguised trick of division by zero, which is prohibited im math.
     
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    anonimuz Senior Member

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    Hehe, safi sana hii. Umeonesha kwamba a=b but umeacha jibu lingine. Wizi/Errors wakati unapiga squareroot hapo kwenye red.


    Ilibidi tupige hivi:

    ALTERNATIVE I

    a + b = t
    (a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
    a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
    a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb
    a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4
    (a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2
    a - t/2 = +/-(b - t/2)
    a-t/2= +(b-t/2) OR a-t/2= -(b-t/2)
    a-t/2= b-t/2 OR a-t/2= -b+t/2
    a=b OR a+b =t

    So basically, given two numbers a and b, either a=b OR a !=b, in which case a+b will be equal to an arbitrary number t. (Note: Mathematically, this statement is ALWAYS true (TAUTOLOGY))

    ALTERNATIVE II (KAUJANJA KAKO @ WORK)

    Tukitaka tutumie kaujanja kako ka kupiga square root kiholela, mtu mwingine angefanya hivi:

    a + b = t
    (a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
    a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
    a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb
    a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4
    (a - t/2)^2 = (t/2-b)^2
    a - t/2 = t/2-b
    a+b=t/2 +t/2
    a+b=t
     
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    myhem JF-Expert Member

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    kama elimu ni uhai na wakati huo huo tunaambiwa kuwa maji ni uhai, je elimu ni maji? mnasemaje hapo wataalamu wa hesabu.
     
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    a+b=t hapa tunadanganyana kabisa.
     
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    hivi vipera vya fasihi ni vipi?
     
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    People JF-Expert Member

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    hamna vipera vya fasihi bali fasih imegawanyika ktk sehemu kuu 2 yaani f. Andishi na f. Simulizi na ktk hz aina tunapata tanzu kwa kila aina na kwa kila tanzu ndio tunapata vipera.
     
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    kumbe na nyie wa vipera hamko nyuma?
     
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    Kanyigo JF-Expert Member

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    mimi ni mtata historiography niulizwe chochote,nitajibu bila kinyongo.
     
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