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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Jan 10, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa katenda dhambi zake humu ulimwenguni,alipofariki kaenda kuzimu,
    kufika shetani akamwonyeshea vyumba vitatu na achague moja ambayo ndo inakuwa
    ya mateso yake.
    Kampeleka chumba cha kwanza,jamaa kakuta chumba kina watu halafu imajaa
    mavi,watu wapo ndani ya chumba na mavi imewafikia mpaka shingoni,jamaa kamwambia shetani
    dah hi chumba siwezi.
    akapelekwa chumba kingine,akakuta watu na wametumbukia kwenye mavi na imewafikia mpaka puani,
    akasema hapa pia siwezi.
    akapelekwa chumba cha tatu,akakuta watu wamesamama halafu mavi imewafikia magotini huku wanakunywa chai.
    akamwambia shetani heri hapa,heri niendelee na sala,shetani kusikia hivo kaja juu kawafungulia mavi mpaka wakazama mazima
     
  2. Nambe

    Nambe JF-Expert Member

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    Nakukubali
     
  3. Globu

    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Duh we mkali. Safi sana.
     
  4. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaaaaaaaa duh! we noma nakukubali mkuu
     
  5. Slave

    Slave JF-Expert Member

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    chukua tano mkuu.inamaana alikuwa anatafuta nafuu?
     
  6. g

    guccio Senior Member

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    bt the orignal one inasema akachagua hko cha 3,alipoingia shetan akasema haya tea breakz z ova evrybody on your headz,kwahyo wajamaa wakadumbukza vchwa kwnye ma**..
     
  7. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    thanks mkuu for correction
     
  8. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    slave thanks
     
  9. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    we Aminata 9 bado hujalala eeh!thanks
     
  10. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    thanks mkuu
     
  11. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    pamoja kamanda
     
  12. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    labda hii
     
  13. W

    Wambuzi JF-Expert Member

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    Nice one arifu
     
  14. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    huyo jamaa alitegemea mteremko!
     
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