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mateso ya ndoa , panua mbavu

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by VIKWAZO, May 7, 2011.

  1. VIKWAZO

    VIKWAZO JF-Expert Member

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    Wife: Sweet heart..... What are You Looking for ?
    Husband : Nothing.
    Wife : Nothing...??
    You've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
    Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
     
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    Nancy70 Member

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    Lol mbavu zinauma kweli...sasa amemchoka au anasikitika siku zimeisha?
     
  3. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    mpka kifo kitutenganishe...lol!
     
  4. VIKWAZO

    VIKWAZO JF-Expert Member

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    huyo kachoka ndoa

     
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    a hundred yrs since when it was made (u got married)
     
  6. VIKWAZO

    VIKWAZO JF-Expert Member

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    asije kukusikia hatakufa na wewe
     
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    vena JF-Expert Member

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    uuuushhh...sasa kazi ipo
     
  8. Mkuu wa chuo

    Mkuu wa chuo JF-Expert Member

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    huyo husband sio malaria sugu kweli maana akili zake zinafanana na za malaria sugu.
     
  9. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Mateso Mateso jamani
     
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    zamlock JF-Expert Member

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    amekichoka
     
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    Re posted thread!!!
     
  12. VIKWAZO

    VIKWAZO JF-Expert Member

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    ki nini tena
     
  13. Mzani

    Mzani Member

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    Ha! Ha! Ha! he must have seen some body else for replacement
     
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    gracious86 JF-Expert Member

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    ahahahaha haha
     
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    tuanze ndoa za mkataba.
     
  16. lifeofmshaba

    lifeofmshaba JF-Expert Member

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    Rostam na chenge wataliza wengine kwa mikataba feki,
    mimi nitawaomba maujuzi jinsi ya kuingia mikataba kuwa fisadi wa hii kitu sio mbaya sana
    maana sijamuibia mtu.

     
  17. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Angetafuta nyumba ndogo kimyakimya!
     
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    heriedo Member

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    Kwan alipokichukua alichek expire date? Au baada ya kudhurika ndo anaitafuta. Masikini wee ameshachelewa, maana hajuwaambia watengenezaji waiweke. Inabidi wanaooa sasa wahakikishe expire date ipo.
     
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    Aine JF-Expert Member

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    Kaazi kweli kweli
     
  20. VIKWAZO

    VIKWAZO JF-Expert Member

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    duh uwezi jua labda mke bounce, au anayo nyumba ndogo ndio maana anapagawa
     
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