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Matatizo ya birth control

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by VISIONEER, May 17, 2011.

  1. VISIONEER

    VISIONEER Senior Member

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    An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”

    Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?”

    The woman replied, “They help me sleep better.”

    The doctor considered this for a second, and continued… “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?”

    The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.”
     
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    Nitarudi baadae
     
  3. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    Labda ung'eng'e uliotumika ni mgumu au ni hiyo topiki ya baiyolojia siihamu vizuri, ila nimeambulia patupu. Orange Juice vs birth control pills?
     
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    so anakuwa sure hata mjukuu wake akichakachuliwa hatapata mimba,analala kwa amani
     
  5. VISIONEER

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    Loh inawezekana ung'enge




     
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    uko sawa mkuu, maana wenzetu wanaogopa mimba hawaogopi ukimwi



     
  7. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmm!!!
     
  8. VISIONEER

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    Mmmmm nini mkuu?



     
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    Mbona ipo direct??
     
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    Ni kweli kabisaa




     
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    Shoochaz New Member

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    kwa kwel huyo bibi ni balaa
     
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    Huyu bibi hataki katukuu



     
  13. VISIONEER

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    presha inapungua kwa bibi akishamwekea mjukuu hivyo vidonge vya kuzuia mimba, kwahiyo anakuwa anapata usingizi mzuri




     
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    Nilishapitiliza kituo kama sio msaada wa tafsiri.
     
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    hahahaha




     
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    bint ni kicheche sasa akinywa juice yenye hiyo hata akienda kufanya mambo yake bibi analala kwa raha maana hana hofu ya binti kupata mimba.
     
  17. VISIONEER

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    Binti kicheche anampa bibi wakati mgumu



     
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