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Maswali ya watoto bwana.....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bushbaby, May 25, 2011.

  1. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    Watoto wa siku hizi kweli ni wa dot.com....check hii..

    A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"


    The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared .......
     
  2. Mahesabu

    Mahesabu JF-Expert Member

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    :dance::dance::dance:
     
  3. vusile

    vusile Senior Member

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    Hahahahahaha, the father must have been an IT specialist!
     
  4. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh ......
     
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    HATIMOTA Member

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    :mimba:loooooh!!!! ningepiga kimya tu? mana watoto awa du!
     
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    SACoNa Member

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    Dah! Step by step, dadie hoyeeeee!
     
  7. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    Unajua mtoto anapokuuliza kitu ni bora umjibu kwa njia yoyote aridhike coz usipomjibu ataenda kuuliza nje na huko majibu atakayopewa ni straight forward, watoto wengi wa Kiafrika huwa wanaharibika coz wazazi hawana muda wa kujibu maswali yao.
     
  8. drphone

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    hapo baba ni it pure
     
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    Huyo mtoto nae mtambo!!!
     
  10. G-son

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    Nimeipenda ghafla hiyoo! Asante Bushbaby
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    no firewall! hahahahahahahaha kwa hiyo binadamu wote uwepo wao unategemea kutokuwepo kwa firewall na kuchelewa kuhit delete...... nice one
     
  12. ZeMangi

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    Naitwa KIOKOTE
     
  13. Kabakabana

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    Khaaaa,
     
  14. ngulinho

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    server not found!
     
  15. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    Thanks
     
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    Sidhani kama dogo alielewa chochote hapo
     
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    Sugar-a Senior Member

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    Scanning...100%
    No treat found..
    Lol
     
  18. marejesho

    marejesho JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha! Mimi ningekuwa dogo na huu wivu wangu,ningemwambia daddy,next time ukienda with mom into that room ,
    I will come to assist to hit the delete button ontime!!
     
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