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Maswali ya mume kwa mkewe.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Angel Nylon, Dec 25, 2011.

  1. Angel Nylon

    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    Mume: nambie ukweli mke wangu, hivi ushavunja uaminifua mara ngapi?
    Mke:siku 1 nililala na mwenye nyumba sababu alidai kodi.
    Mume: sio mbaya.
    Mke:mara ya pili siku ulipofanyiwa operation tukiwa hatuna pesa ikabidi nilale na Dr. ili utibiwe.
    Mume:kweli unanijali mke wangu.
    Mke:mara ya tatu ni kile kipndi cha uchaguzi ulipokua unaomba kura za ubunge ikabidi nitembee na wapiga kura wako wote ili wakupigie kura! Ndo maana ukashinda uchaguzi.
    Mume:Tobaaaa, twende kwa babu loliondo.
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaa ! Hapa utacheka mwenyewe.
     
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    saleh sule Member

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    duuh! !! hy kal
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaa ! Hii style ya copy & paste imezid ngoja niongee na mod tuanze kutoa adhabu.
     
  5. Angel Nylon

    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    Sijaiona, usiwe km wakuread na ww. Au unafkr sina akili mwenye akili ni wewe tu!? Unaboa
     
  6. Bakulutu

    Bakulutu JF-Expert Member

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    We umezid na kw ujinga...jifunze maana ya forum...kila cku kuna member wapya...wape vipya ww bas!
     
  7. Ralphryder

    Ralphryder JF-Expert Member

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    Mh! Haya napita nawahi bar!
     
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    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    kwani nani amekuzuia usicopy,naona karibia tunampata wakusoma wa pili
     
  9. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Hapohapo nampa talaka tatu....
     
  10. Angel Nylon

    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haaaa, bora umpe 1 tu usije ukatamani kumrudia
     
  11. Angel Nylon

    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haaaa, bora umpe 1 tu, ukitamani kumrudia jee?
     
  12. Leonard Robert

    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    wapi like nigongewe mimi.
     
  13. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Mchunguzi THK DJAYZZ:tupe source ya hii joke.imekopiwa kutoka wapi?
     
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