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maswali ya kijinga, majibu ya kukatisha tamaa

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by toghocho, Mar 26, 2012.

  1. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    hey wana jf; kuna watu wanauliza maswali ambayo ni ya kizushi, dawa yao kuwajibu dry, kama hivi

    (kwenye foleni mwisho)
    S:we ndo wa mwisho kwenye line?
    J: hapana mi ni wa kwanza tumesimama kinyumenyume

    (kwenye basi mama amebeba mtoto)
    S: mtoto wangu mzuri ee?
    J: huyo ni mtoto?

    (kwenye daladala, class, hotelini,cafe na maeneo kama hayo-siti iko wazi)
    S:Kuna mtu hapa?
    J: yeah, kuna mzimu wa bibi yako.


    ongezea na maswali na majibu ya namna hiyo...
     
  2. Maayo

    Maayo JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeishia kucheka tu hata kuongezea sina hamu. Nimecheka sana lol! Hii safi sana mkuu
     
  3. Evelyn Salt

    Evelyn Salt JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha nimependa hiyo ya kwanza kwenye foleni dah
     
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    Ralphryder JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa mwenye nyumba. Sw. We unakaa hapa? Jib. Huwa nasimama tu!
     
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    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Nzuri sana lakini repeated mkuu!
     
  6. Deejay nasmile

    Deejay nasmile JF-Expert Member

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    Q-''Naomba namba yako ya simu kaka''
    A-of coz ni Nokia n92!
     
  7. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    162_3.jpg k
     
  8. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    (asubuhi)
    S: umelalaje?
    J: kifudifudi.

    (mama akimwambia mtoto)
    mama: unataka kulia eeh?
    jirani: amechoka kushoto?!

    (kwenye interview)
    S: una mpango wa kuendelea na kazi mumeo akitoka masomoni?
    J: hapana, nilienda kusomea digrii ya engineering ili nikae nyumbani kupika maandazi!

    (kwenye interview)
    S: utajionaje miaka mitano kutoka sasa
    J: kwenye kioo kama ninavyojiona sasa na nilivyokuwa najiona kila siku
     
  9. Jonogomero

    Jonogomero Member

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    S. Nina njaa mwana
    J. Nani kakukataza kula
     
  10. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    WIFE : You tell a man
    something, it goes in
    one ear and comes out
    of the other.
    HUSBAND : You tell a
    woman something: It
    goes in both ears and
    comes out of the mouth.
     
  11. Quirine

    Quirine Member

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    kweli hii ya kwanza ni tamu
     
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    bigambo Senior Member

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    i like it
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Kwenye bus toka Mbeya kwenda Dar
    S. Kwan nawe kaka unaelekea Dar ?
    J. Hapana naelekea Zambia ?
     
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    Zimba Senior Member

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    S.Naona umeshamaliza likizo mzee! J.Hapana ndo naanza.
     
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    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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    kwenye daladala,nimechelewa kushuka kituoni,abiria mmoja akajifanya kununua kesi, ananiuliza mbona umechelewa ulikuwa umelala nn?
    nikamjibu NILIKUWA NAOGA,watu walicheka mpaka basi
     
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    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    Chumbani tulikuwa na jamaaa yangu tunapiga zetu story mda ukafika wa kuondoka, basi nikamwuliza ndiyo unaondoka, sikilizia jibu alilotoa akasema NO.. Ndo naingia....
     
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    Siri Sirini JF-Expert Member

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    Q: what is today?
    A: today is a day after yesterday
     
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    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    HII nimeipenda mkuu, ya kuoga kwenye daladala!!!
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaaa hata mimi nimeishia kucheka tu
     
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