LITTLE JOHNNY DOING EXAMS Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted! Q: What is the new AIDS awareness slogan? A: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women. Q: Why is Sex like shaving? A: Well, because no matter how well you do it today tomorrow you'll have to do it again. Q: What will happen ifearth rotates 30 times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death. Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right? A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed. Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY .. it is SHOWTIME! Q: what does a Signboard outside a prostitute's house say? A: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy . Credits: blunder of the day. ongezea na ya kwako tucheke pamoja.