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Maswali ambayo utayasikia tena na tena maishani

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Malunkwi, Jun 23, 2012.

  1. Malunkwi

    Malunkwi JF-Expert Member

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    1. Mdada anaingia kwenye daladala na viatu vimechongoka anakukanyaga, halafu anakuuliza ‘Samahani umeumia?’

    2. Kwenye msiba utakuta watu wanalia,’Kwanini kafa yeye? Jamani kwanini kafa yeye?

    3. Mtu anaingia kwenye mgahawa halafu anamuuliza weita,’Biriani yenu nzuri?’

    4. Shangazi yako ambaye hamjaonana siku nyingi lazima atatoa, ‘He jamani umekuwa mkubwa’

    5. Binti akiwaeleza ndugu zake kapata mchumba wa kumuoa lazima ndugu moja atauliza,’Mtu mwenyewe mzuri?

    6. Ukipigiwa simu saa 7 ya usiku tegemea swali,’Vipi nimekuamsha?’

    7. Madaktari wa meno wakati wanakuchokonoa meno na vyuma vyao utasikia,’Nambie kama unaumia’

    8. Umekaa unaburudika na sigara yako anatokea **** anakuuliza,’Kwa hiyo siku hizi unavuta?’
     
  2. B

    Bajabiri JF-Expert Member

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    8,,5 ndo bado,,,,,
    sigara sivuti,then mi ni male
    3 nimewah kusikia nikiwa napata huduma kwenye mamalishe za uswahilin kwangu
     
  3. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    Yuko ambaye alinipigia usiku...kama saa 7 hivi...akaniambia vp nimekuamsha usingizini..nikamwambia hapana nilikuwa nje naota jua..akakata simu!!
     
  4. yahoo

    yahoo JF-Expert Member

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    network failed!
     
  5. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha
     
  6. felinda

    felinda JF-Expert Member

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    i like number 6 coz hilo swali huwa linaniboa kweli.
     
  7. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    mtindo mzima, mtu akizingua na wewe unazingua tu
     
  8. Nambe

    Nambe JF-Expert Member

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    mi nlivyopata mchumba hata sikuulizwa kama mchumba angu mzuri, ingawa ni kweli nimeona hlo kwa baadh ya watu
     
  9. MatikaC

    MatikaC JF-Expert Member

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    # 6 Ukipigiwa simu saa 7 ya usiku tegemea swali,'Vipi nimekuamsha?'

    hii huwa inaboa kinoma!
     
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