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Master key!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by The Priest, Oct 9, 2011.

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    The Priest JF-Expert Member

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    WOMEN SAYS : I only had sex 4 guys, but still everybody calls me a slut...
    U had sex with 19 girls and everybody calls you a real man... Why????:-
    MAN replied : It is because wen a Lock Opened by Many Keys It Becomes A Bad Lock ...But wen a Key Opens Many Locks It Becomes a MASTER KEY.
     
  2. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    huh...................hadi nimefumba macho
     
  3. the grate

    the grate JF-Expert Member

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    mweee kumbe ndo hivyo? Namie ntaaza ku...... Kwa wingi had waniite master key
     
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    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    hata Ukimwi utakuita master key
     
  5. chapaa

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    Walikutana wote hamnazo
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    Wacha ncheke taratibu nsijeulizwa kwanini nacheka mwenyewe kama kichaa!
     
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    Umemaliza kilakitu
     
  8. Mrx

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    hahaha basi itabidi kuwe na master lock. Mnasemaje?
     
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    The Priest JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani itayokuwa inafunguliwa na funguo yeyote? haha mbona zipo kibao tu hizoo tena ndio nyingi kuliko master keys
     
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    Ebo master key!
     
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