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maskiniii wee cjui kama atakuwa mzma.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by guccio, Jan 18, 2012.

  1. g

    guccio Senior Member

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    A nude guy was sunbathing at
    the beach. a little girl comes to
    him, he covers his private parts
    with a newspaper.
    The little girl says, 'Whats under
    there?'
    So the man answers , 'A bird'
    The girl goes away & the man
    falls asleep.
    When he wakes up, he is in a
    hospital & is in great pain.
    A doctor comes up to his bed &
    asks, 'What happened?'
    The man answers, 'I don't know.
    I was at the beach & fell asleep
    after talking to a little girl'
    So the doctor tells this to the
    Police, and they go to the beach
    to find any witnesses.
    When they get there, they see
    the little girl the man was talking
    about.
    So they ask her if she did
    anything to the man. She
    answers,
    "I dint do anything to the man,
    but he was sleeping, I played
    with his bird, After a while, it
    spat at me, so i broke its neck,
    burnt its nest, and smashed all its
    eggs!!"
     
  2. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    May his soul RIP
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    and rest in eternal peace!
     
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    Bless Member

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    napita wakubwa
     
  5. Wang'wise

    Wang'wise JF-Expert Member

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    pole yake
     
  6. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Lol utoto nao unamambo yake
     
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    haya mambo ya kudanganya watoto haya...........
     
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    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    A nice joke!
     
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    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    ngoja kidogo......
     
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    Horseshoe Arch JF-Expert Member

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    ndo taabu ya kuita mwiko kijiko...pole kwa victim wetu ha ha haaa
     
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    Ibra6 JF-Expert Member

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    Mtoto hana hatia.
     
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