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Maskini kijana mchungaji ngo'mbe

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Judgment, Nov 21, 2011.

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    Judgment Member

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    Kijana wa kinya2ru aliyekua akichunga ngo'mbe za boma yao, cku 1 ghafla akiwa machungani akavamiwa na majangiri wakamvua nguo zote na kumfunga kamba mikono miguu kwny mti, ili asiweze kimbia kwao kutoa taarifa. Majangiri wakasepa na ngo'mbe wote na kubakiza ndama kadhaa, yalipita bl kjana kupata msaada wwt hakuna mpitanjia wl nini, ndama nao walihangaika mno pa kunyonya hatimae ndama w kwnz akamsogelea kjana na alipouona uume wa kjana akaona ni mfano wa chuchu! Kjana hakuweza kujitetea kwvl mikono miguu vyote vmefungwa! Kufuatia temperature iliopo kunako ulimi/mdomo wa ngo'mbe kjana akaki2pa ch kwnz! Akaja ndama mwngn na mwingine wakawa wanapishana hadi kjana anapata msaada keshavi2pa v8! Waokozi walipomfungua kamba hakuweza kutembea, wakamwuliza au lbd amevunjika mguu, akajibu laa! Sasa tatizo nini? Kjana akajb c ni hawa Nda.... Nda.... Ndama! Ndama wamekufanyaje? Akajb Aisey Ndama cna hamu nao!
     
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    kweli jf never boring
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    I think is jocks men kwan in real sens sidhani
     
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    Daz_k Member

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    mweee..
     
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    cha moto alikipata.
     
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    pera Senior Member

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    duu! Wangemwua mshikaji!
     
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    Hahahahahahahahaha. Du vi8 km 56
     
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    MR. DRY JF-Expert Member

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    imekaa vizuri ila badilisha uandishi kabla haijawa report abuse.nukta
     
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    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    M2 wangu we acha 2!!
     
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    Duh! Ndama ni noma. AMAUT
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaa !
     
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    Judgment Member

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    poa! Mkuu nimekusoma vema nazingatia ushauri!
     
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    Copy and paste. Siyo mpya humu, ila umejitahid. Inapendeza.
     
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